Man the hate mail is just rolling in after those three Yelp items I posted yesterday. Like this one:
Dear Grumpy Old Man,
My name is Karen, aka Tiffany, aka the girl in the bicycle helmet that you made fun of on your blog. [Note: see her here.] Just for you're information, I have to wear that helmet because I have a medical condition where I sometimes get dizzy and fall over without warning. However, I am not a frigtard, as you put it. In fact I am a graduate of Hampshire College and a very successful performance artist in San Francisco. Not that you would know about that since your too busy living down on the Peninsula and listening to classic rock in your mansion and making those ripoff iPods. And that woman you described as "Big Mama Gummy Bear," just for your information, came to the party right after having some really painful oral surgery, but still put on a brave face and did her best to have a good time. So, anyway, hope you enjoy having fun at other people's expense. Your not funny though. Your a mean person and a phony with your whole David Carradine Kung Fu act and everyone knows it.
Tiffany aka Karen:
Namaste. I bow to you. You are correct. I beg your forgiveness. I was wrong to insult you and to make fun of you and your friends. I deeply apologize. When we insult another, we insult all people. Including ourselves. My soul is deeply troubled for having caused this harm. This damage needs to be repaired. Could I send you and your friend some brand new MacBooks with superfast Intel Core 2 Duo processors? Please let me know. From the depths of my being, I am sorry.
Peace.
P.S. we've also received a complaint from Mitchell Aidelbaum, the very talented photographer who took the photos at the Yelp party. He writes:
Please either credit me on every photo with a link to my flickr account or pay me for the use of those photos (Which I'd rather have).
Unfortunately we are broke but we want to give credit to Mitchell Aidelbaum for his fine work. All of the Yelp photographs, including the one that we link to in the above item, were taken by the very talented Mitchell Aidelbaum and distributed under a Creative Commons license. Here is Mitchell Aidelbaum's flickr account page. FSJ thanks Mitchell Aidelbaum for his fine work. We regret that when first posted this item did not include credit for Mitchell Aidelbaum.
15 comments:
Dear Fake Steve,
As the real Fake Steve, I'm sure you have had thousands of proposals of marriage. But I'm quite sure none of them will match this! My father has finally agreed to give you, not one or two cows, but an entire herd of cattle if you will take my hand in marriage.
Think about it hard a long, Fake Steve. As a deal like this comes along only once in a lifetime, and probably never.
Waiting in deep anticipation of sharing the tastefully appointed JobsPod with the once and only inventor of the iPod--yes, I've heard of it!
Fatima, The Beautiful--except for the Nose. And eyes.
Steve, when you send those Macbooks over to KarTiffEnAny & friend, be sure to install a grammar checker. Or at least a PDf that explains the difference between your and you're. She could use the help.
Uh, I heard that Zen says that repaying one debt repays all debts, so you can send me her macbook.
It's "yelpers" not "yelpsters" do you do any fact checking? You should, it might make all your FUD and slander campaigns more effective.
Heh heh heh... how low does your dignity have to get before you start caring about whether someone refers to you as a "Yelper" or a "Yelpster". That's like hearing people whine that "I'm a loser, not a luser!"
Oh, and it's not slander, it's libel (or it would be if making fun of jackasses wasn't protected by the First Amendment). Libel is written. Slander is spoken. You Mongoloid idiot.
peace!
i knew frigtard yelper looked familiar! she and
him
were like separated at birth or somethin
peace!
Dude, lay off the Mongolian ancestry, Genghis was cool and would have your anachro-racist (and presumably sarcastic) ass! Kublai Khan meanwhile would party exquisitely while getting someone else to have your ass.
Meanwhile yay for Fatima the cattle herder. In the Blogger "transition" you dumped AMD fanboi and scored a proposal! 'Tis a wonderful place the Blogosphere.
Btw: nice work on Mitch Adelbaum. Behold the power of Fake Steve and his Slashdot effect style legion of sarcasm and negativity! I can feel the antithesis to karma.
Re: Yelper versus Yelpster, I actually think the correct term is Yelptard. Kind of a cousin to frigtard.
Re: the"FUD" campaign, why would anyone need to FUD this company when they're doing such a great job of looking like frigtards all by themselves?
Man. I think the Yelptards should become an ongoing feature. Especially bike helmet girl and the make-out twins. If anyone knows anything about them, send it in.
Oh wow. I hope those letters were real. Because you can't make that shit up. Well, you can, especially you, FS, but nobody could make that up, right?
And the medical condition for the helmet... fuckin' brilliant! You think that, "I'm so cool that I'm bored," expression is a medical condition too? What about that furry vest? Was that real, or just a medical condition?
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Stevie my boy, don't even bother apologizing to those frigtards from Yel.. whatever the frigg their name is. Your Steve friggin Jobs. You invented the iPod!
If that helmet is for a medical condition how come her friend has got one on too ?
So is it the 'condition' that's cool or the helmets ?
Don't buy into the guilt trip.
And how come the hots for that blonde Streep slapper ?
Look at her bag Steve, chav through and through.
I pray that somone start a website or blog to expose and discredit Yelp and all of the idiots who post there. I have never seen such a forum of low class, self adoring "HATERS". I can not believe that any buisness would actually pay for advertizing on this site. The foul language the site allows and the flat out lies in the stupid reviews they post are sadly drawing a lot of attention (due to their strong presence on google)putting people out of business. They actually have a review on my site that says we closed our doors and went out of business which is not true. Yelp is truly a site full of people with no integrity and bad up-bringing. City search won't even let you use the word CRAP in a review. THANK YOU CITY SEARCH for having the integrity that Yelp does not!
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