Thursday, September 14, 2006

Thanks for the advice, Business 2.0

Business 2.0 writer Jon Fortt wants you to know that Apple will have a hard time making this movie download thing work. His article bears the incredibly savvy headline, Warning to Jobs: Taming Hollywood not easy. Gee, really? Wow, thanks for the warning. Not easy, huh? Maybe we better just drop the whole thing.

Hey, Jon Fortt, here's a warning for you: Your Head Is In Your Butt. Extracting It Not Easy.

Dude, if I wanted to be told the obvious, I'd subscribe to BusinessWeek. (You've heard their new slogan? BusinessWeek: In case you missed the Journal last week.) Honestly, does anyone actually read Business 2.0? Does it appear in print? I don't think I've ever actually seen a copy of it.

4 comments:

jeff Decker said...

friggin hilarious. Steve, I feel like I know you.

Steve said...

Maybe you do, Jeff.

Anonymous said...

Let's see... would El Jobso know anything about Hollywood...? Hmmm... any movie business experience...? Oh yeah, that Pixar thing... You know, the studio that made money hand over fist on everything they produced... Yeah, those other studio execs should be telling El Jobso what's what and how this online movie thing is going to work, that is when their heads are above the red ink they're drowning in.

Nursing Home Furniture said...

That's funny