He calls himself "Saxon MacLeod" (which I believe was the name of a private eye on some 1970s TV show -- he drove a Trans Am that talked or something) and says the following in the comment string on the BPG item:
I'm going to give you an opportunity to show you're anything but a 12 year old girl by getting in touch with me, at which point I will give you an opportunity to take on the face you've appropriated through the reconstructive plastic surgery you will need.Butt Plug Boy, I really get upset by negative people and violence of any kind -- I'm all about creating beautiful objects and making the world a more amazing place -- but if you really want to throw down, hey, round up your nunchuks and butt plugs and drive down in your talking Trans Am to 1 Infinite Loop in Cupertino and ask for me. I'll have my ex-Mossad security team at the gates, and Katie Cotton in her sniper post waiting for you. Or just call the main number, 408-996-1010, and ask for me, and we'll make an appointment. We can meet on the heliport out back. I gotta warn you, I've been doing tai chi for like 30 friggin years. I may have to do the Dance of the Panther on you. If you wanna make it a real rumble, bring a couple of your tie-dyed candy-ass Berkeley friends, and I'll bring Larry Ellison and T.J. Rodgers. Think you can handle three middle-aged billionaires? Well do ya, punk?
19 comments:
Hey Steve,
This blog was a lot more interesting when it was related to Steve Jobs and Silicon Valley gossip. Ridiculing lame-tards, as much as they might deserve it, just doesn't fit with your blog.
Hmmm, that's weird. I mean why would he tell the world he and BPG don't own a BP? What else is he going to tell the world they don't do in the sack?
In any event, Fake Steve, my money is on you to kick his ass, David Carradine-style, spouting Fake Buddhist philosophy at him as you do so.
Keep up the great work.
Cheers,
Andy
Neither BPG or BPG's guyfriend should complain.
She's probably getting 10x more page hits on her blog than she's ever had, and Google ad-click cash to boot!
That's what I was thinking vaporland! Why would her boyfriend want her not to be famous and rich? WTF? I bet its really her dad or something? I mean if its her boyfriend, seriously, she needs to get off that dumb old locamotive and take a ride on the El Jobso bullet train right?
Steve, don't you have a way to deal with idiot boyfriends like this? I haven't been to 1IL in a while, but don't you guys have a pack of dogs down there or something? Steve, please help this girl, you're her only hope. Plus, if you did, since she's a yelper, helping her might score you points with BHG! Get this grumpy (and clearly homo obsessed(not that there's anything wrong with that)) dork boyfriend out of there. What would larry do?
Wait, wasn't Saxon MacLeod the HIGHLANDER guy with long hair and a samurai sword! Shit steve, you better look out! I bet this guy is one serious dork of a highlander fan. $5 says he's been training at his sun workstation with usb nunchucks for decades. Be careful. Just don't let him touch you, his hands might smell like crochy keeboard!
Steve, once you disembowel this guy with your Tai Chi, I vote you troll his remains behind Larry's racing yacht. It's time to serve notice to these punks not to fuck around with the new breed of billionaire.
I disagree with anonymous #3 and 4 on one point. It can't be her dad, the guy writes like a 14yr old trying to write like a 20 something and it doesn't work. Read his full comment on the original BPG post. I say we start a betting pool.
I raise anonymous #4's $5 to $20, and say he's either her gay best friend, or she's dating a 14-16yr old. And a side bet of $10 says this is some guy she dumped who's just trying to "defend" her to try to get his butt sex back. Any takers? Alternative bets?
Way to go, Steve! Keep these Berkeley fake faggots on their toes.....I know some of them, and they're no match for you!
It's me again....do it to them...
Am I hallucinating or did you edit this post? I though maybe Wuss-Boyfriend-Who-Likes-It-In-The-Rear made some claim about not personally owning a butt-plug and that Butt-Plug-Girl actually looks better than in the photo?
Yes, I trimmed BPB's comment but left the full version on the comment string. So you can still see his denial of butt plug ownership there.
This isn't her b-friend or daddy.
It's BPG herself trying to sound tough.
It is very obvious that a girl wrote the post.
Hi Steve, This Blog is consistently great, I must tell you the first post of this "Boyfriend of BPG writes in" that I read earlier today was brilliant and I'm dissapointed with this revised post. Can we see the original again!?
Pepper, I can't remember what it used to say. I typed this one out on my iPDA in the back of a limo on my way from yoga to my salt-and-pepper beard colorist appointment. I'm not saving backups sorry. What line did you like?
I am agreeing with the anonymouses overall. Obviously the boyfriend has little to no testosterone , so any of the identity theories could be valid. I prefer to combine two of them and make it an ex 14-16 year old boyfriend trying to get his buttsecks back.
On another note, I checked out your profile Steve. What's wrong with Cars?
Does Larry know BPG yet? That could be amusing, 'specially as she looks like a lawsuit just waiting to happen.
Saxon McLeod? WTF? That sounds like code for "Whitey McWhite" to me. He must be one of those creepy white guys who only dates Asian chicks.
six simple words:
put brad grey on the boyfriend.
'nuff sed.
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