Well his (RED) thing is a bust. Big surprise. I told him, Look, you need to run a huge ad campaign to build awareness. Of course he's too cheap for that. He's like, Ah, no, Steve, I'll just use me fookin star power to get loads of interviews. Right. Friggin leprechaun. As of year-end they raked in a whopping $11 million. Ugh. Other thing I told him is if you're gonna crusade for the Nobel Prize, you gotta be subtle about it. And you gotta at least pretend to care about whatever cause you're doing. Look at Al Gore. You listen to that guy and you'd really think he believes in this global warming stuff. Very convincing. Bono, you're my pal, so take this the right way. You should Stick to music.
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Bono, king of marketing
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Ah, Steve! That is what happens when Bono sends the RED ones to our Prime Minister, Sneve Carper. It didn't take long for him to unload them for FREE. He donated them the "The Innu Society for the Technologically and Visually Impaired". I hear they are quite useful for finding their way in the perpetual dark in the Great White North. Come to think of it, if you are an Innu and blind, is that an impairment?
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