If you want to use a computer and also do something great for the environment, you can buy a friggin Dell. Seriously. Go. We don't want you.
Wednesday, March 07, 2007
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2 comments:
You owe me an espresso and a MacBook Pro keyboard. When I clicked on that link I spit-taked my Starbucks.
You ought to run the same campaign - but have a picture of Al where the tree is.
If you follow a. musing's advice, be sure to Photoshop Al so he doesn't look like the tree that ate all the other trees.
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