Friday, March 02, 2007

This isn't funny


They are going to send Stephen Hawking on a zero-gravity flight. See here. Jesus. What won't they do to this poor bastard? No doubt this is the bright idea of that nurse-slash-second-wife who's been leaving him out in the rain and messing with him for years. I know they've filed for divorce but mark my words, I bet that slapper is behind this. Poor dude just wants to sit in his living room and drink a nice cup of tea and say dirty words with his voice computer when cute girls go by. Instead this bitch is gonna shoot him up into space. Great idea, lady. What's next? Bungee jumping? A trip to Six Flags?

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Poor dude, just wants to sit in his living room and drink a nice cup of tea and say dirty words with his voice computer when cute girls go by."

LOL. You think she wants to finish him off in a sensational way? He won't go out in a blaze of glory by contributing to the urban dictionary I guess.

HAL said...

As one who is also living out the rest of their life in a wheel chair, I applaud Stephen Hawking for taking advantage of this free flight.

Though I know I won't live to see the day, I hope that the first human colony on Mars is by those confined to wheelchairs.

Thank you, Stephen. One small step for mankind, one giant wheelie for you and me!!!

Deocliciano Okssipin Vieira said...

Sometimes you can be overly rude.
Yikes!

Anonymous said...

You know those brittle little bones are going to snap if he pulls and G's on the way up.

H. Aiku said...
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Anonymous said...

Original photo of Hawking at the HKUST here http://media.ust.hk/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=1445&g2_serialNumber=2&g2_GALLERYSID=04a42c1deebbcac82f2956020b45ca3c

As improbable as a nurse losing buttons during a photo-op is, I was hopeful.

H. Aiku said...

an old earthbound Hawk
fools his old friend gravity
to finally fly free

Anonymous said...

Frail Winter Body
Great busty Babe
Turnon by Tourettes

original Anon on the Ashram

A. Musing said...

I think that's his daughter fSteve.

A. Musing said...

whoops I'm wrong. But they do look a little similar.