Monday, April 23, 2007

Get a Mac, enlarge your penis


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Anonymous said...

How could it not... when the alternative is named after BOTH of the TWO things no man wants to be...

But the Corporation embraced the reeeeeallyTeeny-Flacid... I guess they felt less threatened.

Could go on and on but it's too easy.

Toki-chan said...

Thank God for the Blue squares. Thank God.

Paul said...

I have four, and there's... there's no difference yet.

Maybe I need more Macs?

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hey steve, here is a tip off..

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Mike said...

There's undoubtedly something super-masculine about the Unix underpinnings of OS X.

Users who spend enough at time the command line have been known to grow hair on their chest - even female users.

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boot camp is what happens if mac stop taking blue pills.

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Once you've gone Mac...

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Paul, it's not the quantity, it's the size. Sell the minis, the iMacs and the laptops, and get an 8-core Mac Pro. Just make sure you buy "loose fit" Levis from now on.

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