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- Facebook: We're sorry. Okay, not really.
- Andrea Jung is making my life a living hell
- Eric Schmidt's Serenity Prayer
- Monkey Boy's three-legged race (Microsoft-Yahoo merger)
- I love to fuck with car salesmen
- Happy now, bitches? (iPhone SDK)
- Lunch with Fester (aka "Siooma")
- 29 June 2007: The day the world changed
- A Valentine from Steve
- Thoughts on DRM
- Bono's driving skills
- On being obscenely wealthy
- The iPhone development process
- Regarding my management style
- Sting & the 1-button phone
- Lunch with Nancy Pelosi
- The Clintstones
- The worst company name ever
- Tony Blair and My Little Pony
- Angry Jesus revokes GOP license
- Larry makes prank calls
- A visit from IBM
- Yelptards, yo
- Crank calling Sculley
- Stopped for speeding
- Hassles with Yoko
- Wacky Richard Branson calls
- Spielberg's movie idea
- Geniuses have feelings too
- Jesus didn't go to college either
- I feel like Martin Luther King
- Peace -- pay it forward
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- R.I.P., Evel Knievel
- Eric Schmidt's Serenity Prayer
- R.I.P., Norman Mailer
- R.I.P., Jerry Falwell
- R.I.P., Kurt Vonnegut
- R.I.P., Don Ho
- sometimes i feel like a hunted animal
- sometimes i feel like a golden god
- sometimes i feel like a great chef
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