Maybe you've seen this already. If so, my apologies. Stan Sigman of Cingular is supposed to be giving a commencement address and instead he turns it into an advertisement for the iPhone. And he's given a free iPhone to the president of this university. Which he was totally NOT authorized to do. We're going to have problems with this guy. I can tell already.
Thursday, May 17, 2007
Dude, stop giving out iPhones
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Love your blog! You're so perceptive.
But I've got a question for you: with all the blogging platforms available, why did you choose Blogger? I find Blogger to be un-friendliest platform of all. It's like it was designed by Microsoft. It's not worthy of the man who invented the friggin' iPod.
Uh-oh. I can't believe he gave one away without clearing it with you.
So how's it going to happen? Car accident? Hit by a bus? Gored by a rabid Macalope?
This guy was painful to watch at Macworld. The frigtard was so bad he was clapped off stage before he was even finished talking. Steve, maybe you should drop ATT and make your own provider?
Apple: The iPhone. So simple that a caveman can use it.
Famous Caveman: Not again!
The Macalopes are tame in Caledonia,
->AMD FanBoi
a very bad combination of wallowing in his own boring mediocrity and dangerous at the same time. i'd say terminate. terminate, with extreme prejudice.
by the by, fakey steve-o, good news for both yourself and ponderous stan sigman.
all ahead full, go with throttle up.
not like there was ever any doubt... {cough... money greasing the right gov't. palms ... cough... !}
FSJ-
He just let him hold it. He didn't give it away. As I recalled, you showed it off last Thursday too!
-=|Mgkwho
He will have an unforseen heart attack before too long. Or he will fall from a window.
I cant believe he turned that commencement into a plug...so cheezey
Geez, that guy is lame. FSJ, you say you can "tell already" you're going to have problems with him? Uh, what was your first clue? Macworld, maybe?
You should have made the iPhone deal contingent on Sigman staying off-camera for the duration of the iPhone deal or until the end of time, whichever comes last.
I just know what's going through Sigman's head during all the speeches: "My first 'cool' product! I'm in the club! Now people other than my mother will speak to me! Right?"
He's old and out of shape, Steve. Just give him a "limited edition" iPod with the killer heart attack causing radio waves and be done with him...why do the "olds" try so hard to be as cool as you? It's obvious he was trying too hard to be cool in front of the kids...
Fucking jackass.
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