See this story from the San Francisco Chronicle where this shareholder activist from Institutional Shareholder Services just rants and raves about me. The guy is just jonesing for a piece of El Jobso.
Money quotes:
"Steve Jobs touted at the Apple shareholder meeting that Apple was credited for their extraordinary cooperation by the folks at the SEC. But I don't think they have offered similar cooperation to their own investors and have not allowed complete transparency over their investigation. They are too busy, frankly, spinning this issue and making light of it."
"Because of his relatively young age, we don't tend to lump Steve Jobs in that category of the "imperial" CEO. But clearly this was an emperor on his throne at this meeting."
"One corporate secretary at a contentious meeting turned to me as her own CEO was speaking and said three simple words that I have never forgotten: "Life is spin." I think that must be Steve Jobs' mantra."
It goes on and on. Just sickening.
Dude, look. I'm sorry you're only five foot one. I'm sorry you look like a dweeb. I'm sorry you got wedgied and swirly-whirlied all through school, and that because of that you can't have erections. But pygmy, it's not my fault. Get some help. See a shrink. Put lifts in your shoes. But get off my friggin back. Seriously.
Sunday, May 20, 2007
This frooby dexter has a bug up his ass about me
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Are people not happy making money? So let me get this straight, the Tobias Funke look-a-like thinks that because he owns a piece of the company, he gets to tell you how to run it? Did Apple stock not just hit an all time high? Isn't this Poindexter rich or something thanks to you? So instead of a hearty "Thank you for making me obscene amounts of money, Steve" this jaggoff is complaining...Unbelievable...
Look at it this way, if you weren't an important world citizen, they wouldn't even bother...
Okay, "frooby dexter" is mostly used in New Zealand, wedgie in the western U.S., and swirly-whirl in the eastern U.S. I think we have some hints to the identity of FSJ there.
Frigtards to the left
Frigtards to the right of me
Big one on my blog.
How about this one--smartphone trojans:
"Malware profiteers have created a trio of smartphone Trojans that send out premium-rate SMS messages from infected Symbian S60 devices. ... After infection, the Viver Trojans immediately start sending SMS messages to premium-rate numbers in Russia."
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/05/21/symbian_trojan/
Your special team of Russian hackers aren't behind this, are they, Fake Steve?
FSJ
Just for giggles, "Make an annoucement that you are retiring. Watch the stock go in the shitter (then buy a lot for yourself and friends - no worries - stock gifts to me directly are way cool).
Let that run on the evening news for about 30 days. Then watch this frigtard come crawling back. "Steve, Steve, Steve," he will be chanting. "We're so sorry - please come back."
I say fuck them. Buy all their stock and take Apple private. Bastards.
FSJ:
Where did 'frigtard' come from? Conjunction of friggin' retard?
so fsj - you need me and the boys to pay a little "friendly visit" to this guy? me, sal, joey peanuts, etc.?
all i'm sayin' is — accidents happen. dat's all i'm sayin'. dat's all i'm sayin'...
that tanker fire that collapsed the freeway so now no one gets on the bay bridge from san fran, happened last month? sad, sad. horrible accident. just horrible. somebody in the city planning dept., just before all this so coincidentally happened, was being a bit of a wise guy and not looking after those who had looked after him, proper. and you see? accidents happen. dat's all i'm sayin, dat's all i'm sayin'...
stock is $112 today and climbing. have i thanked you lately, el jobso, simply for being you? i am thankful, you should know.
"...no one gets on the bay bridge from san fran..."
Call me pedantic, but there was never a problem getting ON the bridge from SF, the problem was on the other side.
I think the whole thing was a cunning marketing rouse by IKEA to divert even more traffic past their store.
ok, you're right, anonymous — you're a bit pedantic.
so there. :oP
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