Well this is a big one. Ace reporter Nick "Scoop" Denton of Gawker and Valleywag fame has broken the biggest story of his career. Denton, who is British, reports this morning that Princess Diana faked her own death and is actually living in Qatar with Dodi Fayed. Nick promises to do the full "reveal" later today or tomorrow but says the evidence is incontrovertible. To wit:
* The woman spotted in Qatar is described as "willowy" and could possibly have blonde hair.
* She uses British terms, for example ordering "chips" instead of "fries."
* She carries a Harrods handbag.
* She sports a crown on top of her burka.
* Many wealthy people live in Qatar.
* The mystery woman makes frequent trips out of the country, perhaps to Europe. England is in Europe. Princess Diana is from England.
More to come soon. Nick Denton is 42.
Thursday, May 31, 2007
Valleywag: Princess Diana not dead, living in Qatar with Dodi Fayed
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7 comments:
DIANA IS FAKE STEVE!! DIANA IS FAKE STEVE!!
not really.
but i just wanted to scoop nick & valleywag on that one before they decided to announce it as the next big thing. dorks.
Humor is one thing. I love humor. I love to laugh and I think I am a pretty funny guy somethimes but bad taste is another. I think one should not joke with other people's pain. Diana was not a saint but many people loved her - I mean her sons and family. Joking with this is bad taste.
this is not even a qatari abaya !
I live there - I know .
The Google Images URL reveals that you used Firefox to get there.. ;) RSJ would use Safari or quite possibly a WebKit nightly...
Dear Diana
If you are reading this,I just want to let you know that I am so grateful to you for your compassion even beyond the grave!
Thank you,You truly are a 'peoples princess' 'princess of hearts'
If there was one other thing i could say to you it would be-may you be blessed with long life,health,strength and may your anonymity be held strong so that you may enjoy the life of freedom from the press that you so rightly deserve!always in my thoughts,always!
I have to agree, in fact I've always believed that. I believe the Princess was pregnant with Fayeds' child and the Queen would not tolerate the future King of England to have a half brother/sister that just in her opinion did not make the grade. It was Diana's chance to escape the monarchy and live a free life, if you call hiding behind a burka being free.
thanks
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