Thursday, June 21, 2007

At this point even I'm sick of the iPhone, and I invented the friggin thing

Honestly. I mean it's great. I've been using one for months. It does all the stuff it's supposed to do. I love it. But come on people. It won't cure cancer or regrow your hair or make you lose weight. For that you'll need Linux, from what I'm told. It's just a phone. You make calls, you can listen to music, you can do some Web surfing. And if you use a Mac it will integrate really well with your computer. And that's it. I'm sorry I ever said that line about reinventing the phone. I should have just said, Oh, yeah, here, we made this phone, try it out and let us know if you like it. It's the old double-edged sword of product hype. On the one hand you want to pump stuff up and sell it; that's just your natural inclination. The risk is that people will actually believe your hype, and hold you to it. Which is exactly what happened here. Yeah. Not good. But then again, that's why we have PR people. And ours are the best in the world. Most are former CIA, young guys and gals who got a few years in at the agency and then decided they didn't like it. We pay them four times what they made with the agency and hold them to fewer rules and regulations. The whole torture thing? Perfectly okay with us.

11 comments:

vaporland said...

it does it all:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xXNoB3t8vM

Bono said...

In the name of love! yer feckin' eejit. They're gonna love it. Oh, I feel love, alright. Honestly. Don't take any notice of those dentoning feckers, they're gonna be crushed under the big wooden wheels of progress, just like the ones used to carry that big feckin' tree trunk in The Vikings.

Anonymous said...

C'mon FSteve-O, You're feeding us lies again so that when it does come out you can say, "Oh, One more thing, the iPhone cures cancer." I mean, YOU had it, now you don't. End of subject.

We can also tell you are still working on the "Grow Hair" widget. But you've still got a week until launch. We believe in you.

-Fake Anonymous Snarky Commentard.

Anonymous said...

Hallelujah FSJ. I actually believe that unless something Ishtar like happens, sales of the iPhone are going to go stellar, there are just too many people that love the idea of being able to..having a...you know a phone. Yes too many people need phones and as we know the iPhone is the first ever internet capable cellphone produced. In fact I woludn t be surprised if at the next WWDC you announced that the new latest iPhones work on other networks too. Go right ahead with your bad self FSJ, enjoy the glory of this moment. I am kind of wondering when Apple will stop making consumer PC's altogether arent you?

VisibleMan

Toki-chan said...

LOL!!! Makes me want to go work at the CIA just so I could get a job at Apple. But I agree, so make it stop by putting the phone out a couple days early!

Paul Cox said...

Don't give up on growing your hair back.
http://mammals-shed.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

Are you sure all the back lashes aren't getting to you a wee bit? Come FakeSteve, it's more than just a phone and it just **might** cure cancer.

crestronfanatic said...

My advice: go down to your local Apple store, plunk down $500 of your hard earned money on the counter, and pick yourself up one of the most over-hyped, under-tested products in history. Oh, and don’t forget to get down on your knees, scream/cry like a little girl at a Beatles concert, and thank Steve Jobs for completing your life. Don’t worry about little issues in this world like world peace and global warming. The rest of us will take care of those for you. hype + $500 + 1,000,000 zealots = http://www.huckstr.com/spoofs/apple-money-machine.html

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