Fair enough, it's embarrassing. I know his Mindfreak act is stupid and totally fake. But if you're high enough some of the tricks are pretty cool. Plus I like checking out all the elements of my act that Criss Angel has incorporated into his own shtick. The eyes, mostly. But also the use of misdirection. Larry says I should sue the guy. "This spray-tanned punk has just ripped off your act, note for note," he says. "He's like a mix of you and Joe Perry." My feeling is that we're in such different industries that it's not a threat. Now if Criss Angel decided to start selling consumer electronics and claiming they possessed magical powers and quasi-religious significance, well, then we'd have a fight on our hands. As long as he sticks to fake levitation and fake sawing people in half, we're cool. Whether Joe Perry wants to sue is up to him.
Thursday, June 14, 2007
Confession: Sometimes Larry and I get baked and watch Criss Angel Mindfreak
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Chris Angel is fake?? Get out!! But all those people on Vegas streets looked so convincing....
wow, I can't believe what I'm reading.. gotta sit down...
Hey FS*, why don't you allow anonymous comments at the other fake steve?
exactly *what brand* of spray tan crap is this guy using, and do i also have to shave my chest and abdomen in order to use it?? you know, just a scientific question...
How can you say that, cuz you know what, I would to see you do the stunts that he does!!
Criss Angel is the Best!!!!!!!
If your going to say all Nagitive things about him, then don't watch the show!!!!!
Don't be jealous of him! :)
Maybe it's just cuz I'm a flaming male heterosexual (like all of the apple mgmt of course), but seeing Chris Angel replace VP Megan just seems icky.
Maybe the yelptards are up to something to console us on our loss.
I don't thing he shaves or uses tanning solution. Think about it. He's Criss Angel. He knows magic, you guys. He made the hair disappear. And, as for the tan, he got it while lighting the sun. See, it burned out last week and he made the flames reappear...and, well, he got a bit close.
steve, i can definitely get you those shrooms for the 29th. big day ! ! !
Then his wings caught on fire. Now he uses a chariot when he's lighting the sun ... and SPF 1 million.
Now El Jobso's blog has a bit of a gay vibe with that pic (not that there's anything wrong with that).
Love,
- fake non-homophobic apple fanboi
uh....steve. this picture makes flagtard uncomfortable. Criss Angel looks kind of gay. He looks like he wants to rape flagtard.
not that he could, because flagtard would kick his gay ass and shit, but seriously, take this shit away please.
he looks really gay. Like, quantum gay. Gay so gay its folded in on itself and not even light can escape.
he needs a poodle.
--do it.
Oh flagtard. It's always about You isn't it? What you want, what you fear. flagtard doth protest too much for a commentard one 'L' away from your greatest phobia.
Now give Criss your poodle.
*poof* done.
You be jealous because all of YOUR screamin' female fans are over 35! Seriously I think you should take some cues from Mr. Angel and levitate onto the stage at your next keynote. You wouldn't need wires or anything because your are cooler than gravity but his hair artist Andre could do wonders for your stage presence.
Or you could pop out of a cake.
Criss Angel, is not FAKE, he is the most amazing magician since Hodini. Give the kid a break, chill out and enjoy his act.
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