Talk about pathetic. Here's Robert "Skidmark Junior" Scoble, in line for an iPhone in Palo Alto. Much love to AP photog Paul Sakuma.
Thursday, June 28, 2007
"I don't want the iPhone, just the attention."
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15 comments:
Can that be considered "Endangering the welfare of a child"--making him wait outside a store for well over a day and night? Can't he just call up Allchin or Fake Ballmer to wait with him instead?
What a fucking loser. That's almost worse than Johnny Skidmark.
Almost. (Here's hoping he at least keeps his shirt on.)
I hope FSJ is going to fire that Apple Store employee's ass, for talking to Scoble.
No sausage, that's Erez; one of the greatest and longest serving members of that fine establishment. And if I know him at all, he's probably putting Scobes in his place.
Actually, I think the Mac guy is telling him, "Next time you need to do a wizzer, please go _behind_ the building, Fat ass."
Apple Employee looks like hes motioning for him to get his ass out of line.
Yeah apple needs to prevent eyesores like that guy to wait. Though I like his stance on child labor.
Who is the androgynous person next to him? Looks like a women (under 18?) next to him, but not quite totally female. Now I'm really confused! Could someone identify her/him?
And Scoble is just trying to boost his blog viewership.
Is that a leather bean bag? What a total unit...I bet he has to roll off that thing to get up...
I'm going to assume that's Scoble Jr next to him...and everyone is getting on your case, Sir Jobso, for Apple supposedly abusing kids in China???
I have to tell ya, I'm not liking the direction of the blog lately...Somewhere in one of these lines there HAS to be a hot, young, well endowed, 20 something babe being exploited that we need to know about...why are you subjecting us to pictures of fat wind bag bloggers?
Heiwa...
A semi good point. What's BHG up to these days?
Hey Fake Steve- fuck off you miserable prick. Robert is a nice guy and his kid loves Apple stuff. Quit being such a fucking asshole.
Love, Randy
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http://randyh.wordpress.com.
Randy, I'm sorry but your harsh tone and negativity really upset me. I will pray for your soul. Namaste.
Is that cool or what? Scoobydoo breaks wind and Randy's cheeks puff up.
Darn it. Ok... how bout now. Do I look more like Steve Jobs when I do this?
Call him "Scobelly" he loves that.
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