Cult of Mac blog reports that people are so nuts for the iPhone that they are placing ads on Craigslist offering to hire other frigtards to stand in line for them. More amazing is that not all of these ads are being placed by Apple. Honest. We started it, but now it's got a life of its own.
Monday, June 25, 2007
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I heard that the first 100 iPhones to be sold have your cell phone number preinstalled and they get to make 1 call to you!
****tards...my vote for 2007's word of the year
microtards
frigtards
zunetards..
wonderful....
I saw a number of people in line for the iPhone at the AT&T store on Market st. in San Francisco yesterday. Just thought I would share. ^_^
zunetards and microtards are my favorites...
actually, scrap my above post, my fave is really goatberg. or maybe squirrel boy..::
I'll do it! *broke*
"...offering to hire other frigtards to stand in line for them..."
WTF, dude? are you like, calling us frigtards because we want to buy the iPhone?
well FUCK YOU, then, Mr. saggy-pants.
flagtard will wait until NEXT quarter to buy his iPhone then.
How about you pay someone to put GPS in the thing!?
I'm up, baby!
Hmmm… iPhone Line Waiters Wanted? I’m Up!
Fine, go ahead and call me a linetard.
The actuall CL posting is hilarious. Interested applicants need to have "experience". Yep, experience waiting in line.
I'm having to re-do my resume because I was a tard and didn't include my line-waiting experience.
Let's see... resume-speak... "Proactively navigated a challenging queue, yielding to successful acquisition of a pressurized lager substance..."
The only question in my mind is who's more of a *tard, the waittards or the paytards?
I work for myself so I've decided to pay myself to stand in line for an iPhone. I'm still in negotiations but things are looking good. I'm asking to participate in the OOBE* and free cold Lipton green tea and snacks from the California Pizza Kitchen.
*Out of Box Experience
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