Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Johnny Skidmark threatens to quit line; cites lack of Flash and Java support, lack of real SDK


Money quote: "Honestly right now I just feel betrayed. No Flash? No Java? And they call this the real Internet? I'm very, very disappointed. And the whole SDK situation has me bumming big-time. I can't see waiting another three days. Certainly I won't be using this phone myself. I guess maybe it would be worth it to stay and get the first one. Call it a collector's item. Sell it on Ebay. I don't know. Right now I'm just up in the air."

7 comments:

Mike Cane said...

Where is your security? I think he should be offered use of the men's room in the store, then strip searched. I bet he has a Zune tattoo!

That one guy... said...

Wouldn't it be simple to just start the "real" line somewhere else, say, Friday around noon?

Anonymous said...

In other news: it's been reported that several of the first iPhones are actually going to be used by the original purchaser. Ebay are threatening legal action since this is clearly not their intended purpose.

Anonymous said...

I'd watch that this 1st guy in line isn't from smashmyipod.com
That would be a PR nightmare. Great subtrifuge from the microtards though.

Anonymous said...

Johnny Skidmark, you're a bum.
No wonder you can't get you some.
An iPhone would have helped you score.
But now you're butt is really sore.

•Anonymous Poetard

Anonymous said...

the guy's a media whore: http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-iphone27jun27,1,2090240.story?ctrack=1&cset=true

onenessunifarcity said...

I am surprised, Greg er Johnny doesn't have a Mac (acco to the utube) ! Is he even tech enough to know what SDK means?

Anyway, Mr. Jobs, i really wanted to say your site is really funny. Its the best think you've done after the Mac. You have class, and a sense of humour.