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21 comments:
You know in 20 years... It might look like an apple...
(the tatoo I mean)
Holy shit that's lame.
Ironically I hear that around that time Chris Hansen will be filming another segment for Dateline in that part of the country. Coincidence? I think not.
Yo Steve-o, did you read the comments on engadget? they're are discussing whether "mszunefan" means Ms. Zune Fan or Microsoft Zune Fan...
Commentards are taking over the whole blogosphere, I'm telling ya.
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- Mr. fake apple fanboi
They're probably going to whack him.
BTW, everyone nows that you only get a tatoo because a close friend/relative died or because you had a life changing experience.
Jeez, hasn't that mariachimoustachetard ever watched Miami Ink?
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- fake Steve-Jobs-commencement-speech-tatooed-on-waxed-chest apple fanboi
"Two tats, trimmed the 'stache, What's a Zunetard gotta do to get a date with Toki-Chan around here??"
• Anonymous Poetard (ran out of ideas after "bicep", so sue me)
I NEVER say anything on here, however I think I'm gonna agree with the endgadget commenters on this one:
give it a few seconds, M$ will scream trademark/copyright infringement and then try to requisition the guy's arm(s)...
I think I just threw up in my mouth...
I tattooed The Newton on my right ass cheek and The Lisa on my left ass cheek and I never heard from Cupertino...You know you're my dog Sir Jobso but I have to think I got hosed when I read about this zunetard...
wicked awesome.
whatcha wanna bet that he doesn't even own a zune! (or is he the ONE!)
He's like those guys that wear Harley Davidson shirts, and don't own a Harley...
I got me a Nike tattoo last week. Looks good with my Sony tat I had done last year.
But Cutter Girl won't let us make her a star. The best Apple to MS (and yes, Ms. means microsoft, in other words, not manly) comparison in a long time.
Sadness.
Goes to show you what kind of people are MS/Zune fans. (on a side note anyone notice that Microsoft and Multiple Sclerosis have the same abbreviation, coincidence?)Something tells me he had an "iRiver" tattoo at some point also...
I plan on getting a mac mini done on my ass... An entire, full size mac mini.
Tell me 'bout the rabbits, george...
Apparently he's also a big xbox fan...
I hear his next tattoo will be inspired by the "walking dick" promotional Zune film:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ILEnu8gdus0
He's going to have two feet tattooed on his inner thighs.
apparently he has Microsoft tattooed on another part of his anatomy, most of the time it just says "soft".
Do I need to spell this out?
Why? Is it "micro" all the time?
What the hell is his second tattoo supposed to be?
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