Thanks here to Reuters for running this story about our allegedly forthcoming Nano-based iPhone. Total fake -- because think about it, how can you put a phone keypad into a Nano screen? -- but again the old "marked fiver" trick worked like a charm and we've rounded up the leaker, who turns out to be an administrative assistant who screamed like crazy when Moshe and the boys arrived to haul her out of her shower this morning. Much love also to Kevin Chang of J.P. Morgan who cooperated fully with the investigation and handed over the identity of his sources before we had to start cutting off his fingers.
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
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You might also want to axe the idiot who leaked to me yesterday that you've got an iPhone Shuffle in the works, too, as a display-less phone that calls someone in the contact list by random (available in six colors). She should have known better than to pass that "tip" along.
I'd skip the Nano-phone and go straight to the clip-on ShufflePhone. 1-button, dials a random number. (I know, old joke).
Charge twice as much for it and take away the features. You'll sell 1 million on the first day.
•Anonymous "Hey! slow down! I haven't retired my 3G iPod yet!" Tard
The iPhone nano rumors are so incredibly stupid! Considering the iPhone has the space of an iPod nano, I'm guessing the iPhone nano will have only 400-800 mb of storage. Oh, and it won't play videos.
I'm going to say a Touch Screen nano is more likely than a smaller iphone.
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