If so, someone's head is gonna friggin roll. I told them not to let this happen. I mean it was a direct order and it went out on email to everyone. Damn.
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
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49 comments:
You forgot to put me on your mailing list. Regardless, she gave me an "offer" I couldn't refuse. ;-)
dag, i heard she found jesus in jail. at first i thought she was taling about some hot cholo cook in oz or something, but maybe she was saying she found the "jesus phone" and got interrupted...
Instant funny. Thank you, FSJ.
Don't worry: she'll never figure out how to use it.
My last 5 bennies! Howdja like that Steve?? huh? huh??
I don't want an iPhone now.
Those rising Apple stocks?
They'll plummet down like crazy soon.
Ouch.
LOL
Emad =P
I'm more inclined to want to have sex with her, instead of Henry Winkler. Though that was great stealth marketing on your part.
That's hot.
Lyndsay Lohan has one too. (http://appleiphoneuniverse.blogspot.com/2007/07/lindsay-lohan-iphone.html)
That's Hot.
That's Hot.
I meant the phone.
Her assistant proberly bought it.
Come on FSJ, free advertisement!
At least she isnt talking on the iPhone while driving drunk again.
Although give her time...
I think that photo was taken at Madame Toussad's (Brazilian) Wax(ing) Museum...
I know, it's like having an iPhone matured her enough to actually put on some clothes. Who knew.
sorry to tell u this steve, but i heard she did a line of coke off the mirror-like touchscreen ...
"I'm more inclined to want to have sex with her, instead of Henry Winkler. Though that was great stealth marketing on your part."
True that, but if Fonzie shows up with an iPhone AND a MacBook Pro, and you've been hittin' the hooch all afternoon. Well, things might be a little different.
•Aaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyynonymous Fonzie-tard
Is this Paris Blackstone?
I sold her the iphone on Ebay on Friday night for $1500 so I got mine for free and then some.
BTW it was only a 4GB.
The iPhone: so simple to operate even Paris Hilton can use it.
Overheard later at a Genius Bar, "No Ms. Hilton, (1) you can't make calls on your iPod & (2) this isn't that kind of bar"
Does she even know how to use it? Looks she doesn't know what that is. :)
Zoom in closer. She's trying to talk to her Zune.
"Yeah I know Tom … No Java, No Flash, No voice dialing No Bluetooth stereo-headset support; No VoIP over Wi-Fi, No instant messaging really, No audio recording, No remote lock-down and management, which I really need, No Bluetooth file transfer, No movie recording, No rich document editing; No offline document and Web content access; No mail viewing with HTML images and JavaScript disabled, No mail rules, No MP3 ring tones; video and audio codec support suck, I mean what's a girl to do. Tom are you still there ?
nope it all fake, dont worry
Hey, I wasn't paying attention! When did you switch the blog subhead from iPod to iPhone?
And, eeewwww, is that a disgusting picture!
Is Paris Hilton a transvestite? look at those huge feet.
luv
-fake apple fanboi
"Um, hello? Is this Fake Steve Jobs? Hi, this is Paris. I'm having trouble with my iPhone thingy."
That's hot.
Ms.Hilton should be careful:
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=278128
There goes the neighborhood...
I hope nobody hacks it like they hacked her Danger or whatever crappy thing it was.
On the plus side, you'll get good drunk-dial testing from her. Though I imagine all those calls to Zimbabwe will add up...
John Mayer Says:
I traded the one you gave me to her for a blackberry.
After her lonely days in jail, she probably just puts it on vibrate, places it in her panties and has someone call her over and over and over again.
Relax; that's an iPod - and she has lost her headphones.
Don't worry: she'll never figure out how to use it.
She will. It's an Apple product, not friggin Linux.
As this guy says:
"Smartphones are going to be all about user friendliness, so Linux faces an uphill battle. Not surprisingly, it lost a quarter of its market share to Microsoft in Q1 2007 compared to Q1 2006."
LOL ... In the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king: Microsoft products aren't exactly staggeringly user-friendly themselves.
No worries, I think she's holding it upside down.
"How the fuck should I know where I am, there's no GPS on this thing !!"
Hey Fakesteve,
Nice blog. Are you Steve Jobs himself? If you are, nice to make your acquaintance!
Do check my blog http://johnpmathew.blogspot.com.
Best
John
Total fake - that ain't Paris Hilton at all.
Don't be jealous folks!
http://digg.com/celebrity/Hilton_s_Paris_vs_Apple_s_iPhone_Don_t_be_jealous
For her it's the ultimate device. First, she downloads pictures of herself in a slideshow set to music. Then she hooks it up to her iBuzz and presses 'play'.
On the other hand, if she can handle the thing, anyone can....
As I meant to say: Don't be jealous of her!
Apple's iPhone vs. Hilton's Paris
she looks like some ugly cow with horse legs sewn on or attached on her body like a deformed animal or something. how horrid she is.
Now an iPhone has herpes. That's a first.
The iPhone looks (like it came from a gumball machine) and thinks (like it came from a gumball machine) just like Ms Hilton.
Paris Hilton has enormous man-hands!
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