Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Who cares about Microsoft v. Red Hat?

I know. That's what people are asking me. Why does the world's greatest imaginary CEO care about Microsoft and Red Hat? Well, the thing is, as much as I hate Microsoft, and as much as I think they're often clumsy and stupid, there's another part of me that just admires how cunning they can be.

In this case what they're doing is turning Red Hat's own rhetoric back on them. For years Red Hat has been saying they're all about setting customers free and giving them choice and empowering them. (Now of course this was all horse shit and Red Hat is just as craven as anyone else and in fact they make most of their money from software that isn't "free" or "open source" at all -- Linux is "free" but then they lock you into all this other stuff that's totally proprietary and closed.) So fine. Microsoft now says, Gee, we're all about letting customers choose too, and they really want all of us vendors to get our heads together and make our products interoperate. We're listening to customers and doing what they want. Won't you step up and do this too? Don't you want to continue giving customers what they want? And so on and so on.

It's a neat little piece of ju-jitsu. Microsoft is calling Red Hat out and daring them to back up their bullshit rhetoric with action. As much as I can't stand Beastmaster Bill and Monkey Boy Steve, they deserve a little tip of the cap for the way they're handling this. I've told all my guys to pay attention to this and see how we can apply it to those bastards in the movie and music business. Not to mention the anti-DRM freetards and the Greenpeace types.

13 comments:

faddah said...

I CARE, FAKEY STEVE-O, I CARE!

{sniff!!} ok, that's all i wanted to say. i just wanted you and the world to know: i care, ok? this sort of thing matters to me, deeply.

let it be said: faddah cares!

so there. i've said it. no girly-tag-backs.

Anonymous said...

I like the pic of the cat and mouse

Jason said...

"then they lock you into all this other stuff that's totally proprietary and closed"

Like what would that be?

Toki-chan said...

You know it's always funny when people turn things that they say against each other. Especially when that thing they claim is only half true. That's why I love Irony. Great couple of posts.

Anonymous said...

Redhat lock you into nothing other than a support contract all of there software is GPL'd and open source. So thats toss. The reason they are not talking into microsoft is microsoft want legal patent and license agreements between them.

Anonymous said...

WTF are you talking about?

Anonymous said...

Microsoft has long said the patent system is broken. RedHat customers want interoperability, Microsoft wants patent disarmament, RMS wants to keep anyone from playing with Microsoft on the playground, and the freetards start crying and recycling his retoric when a Linux distro becomes successful enough to have grown up problems in the business world.

Great posts fake Steve.

docbill said...

I dare you to name a single software product Red Hat locks you into that isn't free. Both as in available for no cost, and as in open source software.

Certainly, Red Hat charges money for subscriptions, that is how they make their money. But if you don't realize a value from the subscriptions, as a savings in tech support costs, you can get it all for free as CentOS, built 100% from RHEL.

grobelaar said...

As I was scanning ahead - I read Monkey Boy Steve as Steve Ballmer - it must be his true deamon name - well done FSJ.

James said...

Microsoft has to come clean: where are the x number of "patent infringements" they're talking about? Until they do, this is nothing more than a couple of Microsoft thugs coming around and saying, "Hey, nice OS you got here. It'd be a shame if something was to happen to it." Come off it, Fake Steve. This is the cynical worst of Microsoft. This is what crooks are like once they get rich.

Anonymous said...

It's not just about Red Hat. It's about Oracle too. Now that Larry hijacked Red Hat to create "Unbreakable Linux" (AKA Larrix)
there is a real threat to Microsoft out there.

Anonymous said...

"Like what would that be?"

Red Hat Directory Server, Red Hat Certificate Server, Red Hat Cluster Suite...

Dark Phoenix (Nixa) said...

""Like what would that be?"

Red Hat Directory Server, Red Hat Certificate Server, Red Hat Cluster Suite..."

I hate to point this out, but other than the certificate server (which is on Red Hat's servers), that is all open-source as well. See Fedora Directory Server and Fedora Cluster.