Look. We're doing our best to keep Republicans from buying iPhones. Or any of our products for that matter. I mean, two percent of every sale goes directly to the DNC. Karl Rove knows this, and still buys an iPhone. What can I do? Nevertheless I have to chew through a stream of rambling, incoherent emails from Barbra, filled with spelling errors and grammar mistakes and typos, ranting about the damage that the Bush administration is doing to our country and to the planet and do I realize what I'm doing by putting such powerful technology into the hands of fascists and how is it that Hugo Chavez can't get an iPhone in Argentina but Karl Rove is waltzing around and whipping it out like Pee Wee Herman in a porno bookstore? And she says Hillary is gonna bite my head clean off the next time she sees me.
Barbra, I'm sorry. He's got an iPhone and I can't get it back. I did, however, arrange for his number to get leaked to DailyKos so he could get harassed by wackos. Not saying that's what led him to announce his resignation, but who knows? Or maybe being exposed to the childlike wonder of the iPhone made old Karl realize the errors of his ways. I'd like to think so.
Sunday, August 12, 2007
Barbra is griefing me big time over this
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everyone now, please join me in a rousing chorus of ...
Ding dong! The witch is dead!
Which old witch?
The wicked witch!
Ding dong, the wicked witch is deeeeeeeeaaad...
mu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ...!!!
yeah, that had everything to do with messing with his iPhone with the dailyKoz, and nothing, of course, to do with the scooter libby trial fall out and all the congressional hearings/investigations subpoenaing him over and over, and the administration needing to distance him as far away as possible. nah, nuttin' to do wid all dat at all...
Right-wing people.
Ouch.
Emad =P
Hey FSJ... I'm a member of the GOP - and damn proud of it...
I'm also damn proud of my MacBook Pro, my iPod, my orange shuffle, and my iPhone...
Come over to the darkside FSJ...
Besides - You sold Rush Limbaugh a MacBook Pro, didn't ya?!?!
Jobso, Hugo Chavez is even a bigger fascist than George W, so it's great that he doesn't have an iPhone.
luv
- fake apple fanboi
Witnesses saw Rove using the "Google Maps" application and overheard him muttering to Josh Bolton, "see, here is where the first wave of the attack on Iran should begin."
Or, maybe he is just showing Bolton how you can use the two-fingered guesture to squeeze a picture of Harriet Myers into a teeny little speck.
Rove and Scoble? What is this iPhone - some kind of Total Perspective Vortex ('Didn't I tell you baby? I'm Fake Steve Jobs!') This is a bit more serious than dead zones. Who is next? WHICH ONE OF US IS NEXT?
"... do I realize what I'm doing by putting such powerful technology into the hands of fascists and how is it that Hugo Chavez can't get an iPhone in Argentina"
Evidently you ain't putting technology into the hands of fascists if Hugo Chavez can't get one. Point that out to this Barbara.
ahem.....
Chavez es la Venezuela....
talk about frigtard.
yay, it's been awhile since a commentard trap has been laid.
Chavez es la Venezuela....
Fell for it!
Chavez => Venezuela
Kirchner => Argentina
im from argentina and yes chavez is the constitutional president of venezuela but he is like the lex luthor of the crazy presidents down here so its ok to say that
the other day som of his cronys were found whit a bag whit near a millon dolar they couldnt account for so they told the migration officer its ok keep it for real man jaja
well in other news its really sad that you arent RSJ it would have been pricless
well have fun bush is as much adictator as any latin american president if not even mor couse he vas elected by such a small amount of people so you american bastards go to vote and elect romney or edwards please
one more thing, looky here — market goes up after weeks of downturn due to junk mortgage/bank credit crisis, just after news of karl rove taking a hike is first released by... the wall street journal. coincidence? WE THINK NOT!!!
he's not deserting the sinking ship, he's throwing himself (or agreeing to be thrown) under the bus. a friend this morning pointed out to me that his assistant, susan ralston, has been singing lovely tunes like a pretty little birdie to congressional investigations. bush can throw all the medals at him he wants — the real betting pool is, how long until rove learns to sing reeeeeeeeal pretty-like too? or squeal like a piggie? sooooooouuuu-weeeeee!
oh, and i realize my original post may have been offensive to some. i implied karl rove was a 'wicked witch.' i have known witches, in many senses, i live with a witch roommate now, and i have longed after many a witch, and let me tell you, karl rove is no real witch. to say he is would be an insult to witches, everywhere.
for that, i apologize.
{snicker, snicker, snicker, gloat, gloat, gloat ...!}
Actually, Karl Rove is the one person I can think who I should personally show the "one" finger method to.
I just hope that you are ok with libertarians owning them because... I'm not giving my back.
bob - that wouldn't be the "one finger method" after "snapping on the latex," would it?
... ouch.
Not saying it had anything to do with the resignation, FSJ? Well, that's not the case here: "Rove quitting to spend more time with his iPhone."
http://www.networkworld.com/community/node/18362
FSJ,
So funny, but who is Karl Rove?
The behaviour and blind support of Apple fanboys and die-hard Republicans are identical.
heh, repubs and apple bois are the same. If the new mac worked only underwater half of the apple follows would drown!
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