Seriously, friends, even if you're not trying to lose weight, even if you just want to feel refreshed and revitalized, with more energy than you've ever had in your life, I highly recommend this. For ten days you eat no solid food and drink a mixture of fresh-squeezed lemon juice with maple syrup and cayenne pepper. First day you feel great. Day two you get grumpy. Day three you should not be around other human beings. But on day four the clouds start to lift. Yesterday was pretty good. Today I feel like a friggin golden god. I've lost seven pounds. Goal is to drop 20 before I'm done. Better yet I'm sleeping only four hours a night and feel totally refreshed. I'm trying to get Peter Oppenheimer to try this. Instead he's gone on something he calls "the Junior Cleanse," which involves eating nothing but cheeseburgers and milk shakes plus one latte every morning laced with laxatives. And a super hot bath every night. Says he's been doing this since college, and he swears by it.
Friday, August 03, 2007
I'm on Day 5 of Master Cleanse and it's amazing
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I master-cleansed with Mickey's Big-Mouth, Snapple and rum one weekend. . . . never mind.
•Anonymous Texas A&M-tard
Fake steve,
Today I was in a splendid museum. I had to clear my head. I know you love satire, but I am afraid sometimes you just don't get it. Or give too much of it.
I recommend a children's book by Kurt Vonnegut.
Sun Moon Star
While I was there I saw--i think the term used here was snuffleupagus-- yes, I saw a snffleupagus Steve Jobs of vintage forty something. We passed each other in the entrance as we kinda shuffled around opening the door for each other and then for ourselves and smiled at each other.
I recommend this mind cleasing. I really do. I think it would clean up your act here and might get you in touch with your inner snuffleupagus.
Thank you for taking the time,
an un devoted reader but devoted looker,
Nancy
Phil Shiller would be a good candidate for this!
Yeah... no. I'm already being detoxed for Poison Ivy in my bloodstream. I'd rather just eat healthy. Good luck loosing the weight though.
Wow, is this the latest fad now?
I just did it a few weeks ago for 4 days. Day 2 was definitely the worst, and it gets easier from there. I didn't feel like I got to the "totally revitalized" stage - maybe I need to do it longer. I'll probably kieep doing it once/twice a year. My neighbor's been doing it for sometime now and he feels it's productive.
I just spend four days going through the Norwalk Virus, a delightful cleansing regime I picked up at Charles de Gaulle Airport in Paris. It really works wonders, and beats any colonic irrigation scheme out there. Highly recommended, and you can share it with your friends.
A Beverley Hills psychotherapist
[sigh]
Perhaps the most fecal of any of your satirical attempts
[sigh]
The Norwalk Virus reply was dang funny, though
You are one funny fucker
Fake Steve, are you now going to write blog posts about anything and everything to get more traffic and get those Google ads changing to something more profitable than Viagra-with-your-mom?
If so, instead of the Master Cleanse, you should be going on the Hacker's Diet, which is more befitting a geek idol like you. That's what Zawodny did.
What's the hacker's diet? Cheetos, pop, Vaseline, and DVDs worth of Japanese tentacle rape porn (or anime, as it's known in the States)?
The Lemon Line stuff you buy for a couple of bucks that you take before a colonoscopy cleans you just fine for the doc to see.
And to "Turbo Charge" your Master Cleanse Diet System, just add 2 tablespoons of Toilet Duck, morning, noon, and night! I dropped 138 lbs in two weeks using this amazing method!
But that's not all! Grind up some "rare earth" magnets and add it to your Power Beverage to relieve arthritis, painful corns and social anxiety disorder!
TECHNOLOGY
SILICON VALLEY or the WELSH VALLEY
I have just seen the piece on CO2 Emissions on the internet.
Take a look at the link below;
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSL1847347220070719
I look forward to any comments you may have.
hmmm... probably delirium setting in.
In case, any Valley geeks are even thinking about this "wonderful detox," my advice is to stick to coding and give your bowels a rest:
http://www.celebritydietdoctor.com/lemonade-diet-the-master-cleanser/
or http://celebrity-weight-loss.info/
Is there more than one evercleanse product? Can you make it at home?
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haddin
Evercleanse product
I am signing in this blog post in its fullness. I had experiences in the past applying for ASP NET position where I was refused because I had a small flaw in my own implementation of C itoa function (converting between number systems without any help functions)
I was really sad about it, but then after a while I have realized that if they treat candidates "as numbers" and not as people and give generic questions regardless of what you apply for, than they would probably treat me as a number once I would start to work for them.
Life is to short for being a number :)
Thanks for the great post!
Hi everyone! This morning we debuted a new platform that's going to make your TV experience incredibly cool - KUAM Web Pay-Per-View. I mentioned it earlier in the week, and with the IIAAG football title game now in the history books
Master cleansers do the lemonade diet, and salt water flush for simple and effective detox
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mike
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The lemonade master cleanser
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