Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Imagine you're in heaven


Or just on the iTunes music store. Yep. John Lennon's solo work is now available from us. See our announcement about it here. Please note the phony nice quote from Yoko. You would not believe what we had to do to get Yoko to sign off on this. The full story is told in my book, which will be out in October and is available now for pre-order on Amazon. See link on right side of page.

17 comments:

Jason said...

That's OK - but when is Yoko's work going to be posted?

I mean - I need 38-minutes of the sound of pigs being slaughtered...

(and THAT'S just the 2nd track!!!)

Jason said...

whatever the polar opposite of, "Namaste" is - that's what I want to say to Yoko.

Help? Anyone?

Anonymous said...

Yoko is all about the money. Hadn't you heard?

x said...

Find FakeYoko's website to find out more.

Toki-chan said...

I love the photo and if I hadn't used all my Itunes money I might buy it.

John said...

Wow! The subtlety in your plugging of your book is killing me!

A. Musing said...

Imagine there's no DRM
It's easy if you try
No locks to slow us
Above us only sky
Imagine all with iTunes
downloading this way

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope UMG will join us
And the world will say Jobs won

Tony said...

Optometrist: That pair's popular with celebrities like Val Kilmer.

Homer: Ooh, my favorite Door.

Optometrist: ...And Yoko Ono.

Homer: Eew, she ruined the Plastic Ono Band! [throws glasses on a large pile of rejected glasses]

FSFunky said...

You've sold out Fake Steve. What with your plugging your book in your blog posts and everything.

I followed you back when you were underground, but now that you've gotten mainstream attention you're all corporate again.

I want my money back.

John Brissenden said...

John Lennon was even worse on his own than as part of The B**tles. I wish I were deaf.

Anonymous said...

FSJ,

That guy that ran Brocade was found guilty of back-dating stock options and now faces jail time.

Who's your replacement gonna while you're on umm, vacation? :D

Emad said...

Now, when people say that iTunes has a monopoly...
Lol

Emad =P

Steve said...

fsfunky, your refund is in the mail. We'll miss you.

Anonymous said...

bressenden whined, "John Lennon was even worse on his own than as part of The B**tles. I wish I were deaf."

Apparently you are.

Steve Nojobs said...

Nice try, Jobs, but I got you beat on this one! I have obtained the entire back-catalogue of Robert Matthew Van Winkle for use with the iPoor (aka the iPhone killer). iPoor, iPoor, baby!
www.ipoor.org

ssteve said...

Why didn't you make this big of a deal when Ringo's oeuvre became available on iTunes?

No, no, no, no I can't "ssssssss" no more. I'm tired of wakin' up on the floor...

Bob said...

Aye, Johnny me boy...

we hardly knew ye.

And it got a lot friggin' harder to figure you out once your new butt-ugly girlfriend showed up!

Paul? Shist, that's way too easy. It's all about him and always has been. Oh, and the ca$h.... Everyone always applauded him for his innovative bass lines. Not many people know that his bass line was the last thing to be recorded. I mean really, how hard is it to write a clever bass line when everyone else is through? Musicians out there, you know it's true.

Ringo? Hmm... can't think of a thing.

George? The quiet, hidden talent that went away far too soon. Too bad Clapton had to mess around with your wife - now THAT had to be a bit ackward. A life gone way too soon. Hope you beat the "taxman", George.