Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Monkey Boy dancing for Zune


The always reliable hacks at The Register claim that a Microsoft employee made this video and got fired for it. Sadly, that sounds about right. See their story here.

49 comments:

Monkeymaster said...

That video is already a little dated, but still almost as funny as the original one. Btw if there ever was just one blue screen of death on the Zune I would freak and sue the crap out of Microsoft (if I owned one that is). Shouldn't be because in reality it's a Toshiba Zune. Microsoft has no clue how to create such a device on their own whatsover, even a crappy one. Bokay once they had a good mouse. Granted. But that's about it. And probably they had that designed externally too.

Bob said...

OMG!

I blew hot coffee out my nose!

Anybody got a cube of cold butter?

The ending.... that was some funny stuff.

stevievep said...

Similarly; this old gem: http://macboy.com/cartoons/ballmer/index.html

Anonymous said...

How did that vacant piece of bloated wetware Ballmer ever get to be CEO of a huge corporation? Boggles the mind. As bad as Bush being Commander in Chief. Your Fake Steveness, how do such clods rise to positions of power? Can Apple write an application to sniff out idiots on the rise and sideline them to be greeters at WalMart?

2thyme said...

Reminds me of the iPod remake of that classic "1984" super bowl commercial...sort of.

Chris said...

That's very funny!

Anonymous said...

LOVE IT!

Anonymous said...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6304687408656696643

Aaron Ortiz said...

Much better than the original!

Anonymous said...

Hard to acknowledge but the guy does actually have some sort of rhythm.

There I've said it.

Oliver said...

Dude, that's so friggin old school...

faddah said...

bwar hawr hawr hawr hawr! yup. sounds about right.

gawd, no matter how you re-envision the monkey boy strut, it still really looks like a desperate cry for psychotropic medication.

Doppelgänger said...

Good old "Em Ballmer" ® never disappoints. (Toshitba do make good laptops . . . er cheaper than a PB I mean)

Anonymous said...

Pure, inspired genius.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esw3EFq5Ba4

Anonymous said...

I work at MS, and I can say Ballmer is a tool.

the real spirit said...

The likes of ballmer killed grandmother.

sparkplug said...

I was a little disappointed. Although I thought it was a good video, I wanted to see Monkey Boy "squirting" his Zune.

Gerardo said...

jajajaja... Dude, this video go to my "Ballmer Video Freaks Collection". Too munch cool the blue screen!

Anonymous said...

ive seen that before......yeah funny
lol and i think grandmothers spirit is like here but in hiding....from monkeyballmer damned monkeyballmer that is.

mew.

Jon said...

Ha ha. Love the BSOD at the end. It's a nice touch.

Anonymous said...

Now that I've peed in my pants, can I sue Ballmer for the cost of a load of laundry? Coincidentally, that's about what a Zune is worth these days.

One final question: who is the real anti-Jobs, Gates or Ballmer?

markk said...

Genius stuff! The Blue Screen Of Death killed me.

Harald said...

Hey where are Fake Steve Ballmer's comments in this blog when you need 'em?! Just once I would like to year his opinion. Then he can go away again.

RSMAC said...

You're losing your touch, Fake. I hope you don't mind if I refer to you by your first name.

After watching the video, I notice that a row of icons for other videos appears across the bottom. And, surprise, if you mouse over them, they magnify just like the OS X dock.

You're not suing YouTube for infringement? Not even a rant about stealing your great ideas?

And Apple is all about quality. How can a guy like you, Fake, promote these über-grainy videos from P-U-Tube?

At least buy the original from the creator, who probably needs the money now that he's unemployed, and sell in on the iTunes Store.

Toki-chan said...

He really looks like a big ape. Poor him, especially because he doesn't seem to be doing any well at leading mircosoft... He's got nothing going for him.

Maybe that is why he fired the guy...

Sacha said...

With a not-working sound card, there is nothing so funny... :D

Anonymous said...

Who ate all the pies? Ballmer ate ALL the pies.

Neil Anderson said...

What is that? The guy's got a peg leg or something?

Steve Ballmer said...

Perpetuating the lie!
Want the truth?
http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

Partway through the dance he hurts himself. It's the part where his screams rise an octave and he starts limping on his right leg.

That's why the ending is less jumpy and spastic.

Matthew Ranostay said...

I guess you don't need business skills for being CEO if you own a sizable amount of stock :)

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Microsoft is dying a terrible death. I wont go down with the shit. (oh sorry that was s'post to be ship but they send out "Shit It" Awards to everyone well connected who works on shipping products.) They still don't know how to sell or ship products over the Web. They just don't get the Web.

Shaheen said...

Awesome

Anonymous said...

hahahaha... the monkey boy is a clown and is a sad figure on industry... everytime he laugh at a product the product is a success... everytime he say a product will succeed it fail...hyahahaha..

Manger said...

well obviously you're going to get fired for that..I mean you're putting down the company. I mean if you worked for Apple or any company for that matter, and your privy to important private information and then you go out and say make a video mocking the company..they're going to fire you right there, because they have no clue whether you'll leak out private info. You're more likely to do so if you're annoyed and making those types of videos.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Got fired?
He is lucky that psycho didn't chew his face off and leave his rotting corpse in a dumpster.

Anonymous said...

Mama

Artas Bartas said...

oh men, it cracked me up laughing. :)

Bill from Detroit said...

I'm going to miss Ballmer. Can I start now?

According to the folks at ZDNet ... er, um, the BBC, MSFT now has a less than 90% market share.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/6933859.stm

6% Linux + 6% MAC = <90% Brand X

Don't slam all MSFT products, though. Okay? The original split keyboard was really nice. Too bad they don't sell it anymore.

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France Hopper said...

ROFL! Microsoft is such copy cats.

chnepr said...

The Z-phone is brilliant. It's like bill gates and Matthew lesko all in one.

Spencer Ferguson said...

Pretty good stuff. Gotta love a good Microsoft spoof!

Adam Stern said...

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