A commenter points out that if Bike Helmet Girl had been the one complaining about the 300-page phone bill, I wouldn't be making fun of her -- I'd be cutting some AT&T exec a new poop chute. And you know what? You're right, my friend. For my dear Bikey, I would stop at nothing. (BTW, BHG, call me, bokay? Or send email. It's been a while. I just want to know how you're doing.) So am I a hypocrite? No way. Dudes, come on. Look at BHG. She's hip, she's edgy, she's a professional modern dance performance artist. She lives in San Francisco and dances in crazy shows like this. She wears her bike helmet at parties, dances in her underwear and chews on string. Grrrrr. What's not to love? She's far and away my ultimate geek crush. Except for Veronica Belmont. But VB is still involved with Ryan, so I'm told. Huuuuge mistake, VB. But we're all still hoping you're going to ditch him when you get famous, like Tia Carrere in WW2. Or does she end up back with Wayne? I can't remember. Meanwhile I'm told that Phone Bill Girl is so famous she has her own friggin doll. I had no idea she was such a celebritard. Man do I feel old and out of it.
UPDATE: Photo of BHG was taken by Mitchell Aidelbaum.
Saturday, August 18, 2007
A point well made
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18 comments:
Oh please. Fake Steve Jobs is much more of a celibritard than iJustine is.
iTard
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stevie, my man. you have to put things in perspective. you own apple. you invented the ipod, i think people heard of it. you are the biggest playa on the planet. you, el jobso, nuestro jefe y comandante, should make the bike helmet girl doll. and you should included it with every new imac and iphone purchase.
namaste yo!
how about laying off justine now.
BHG also went to Hampshire College, the number one pot smoking school in 2005/6 according to Petersons.
She is most definitely "hip"-pie.
FSJ, new commercial idea for you. BHG in one of those silhouette ipod ads, dancing to Ozzies new hit, I don't want to stop, or whatever it's called, and we know it's her cause, well, she's wearing a helmet. Then at the end you use the tag line; Life's a ride, don't forget your helmet. Just send me a new iMac if you decide to use it.
Was Tia Carrere really around during World War Two? Figures. She looks old enough these days.
That can't be her doll... there is no iPhone among those accessories.
Every commentard knows toki is the new BHG, was the new crAMBoi fantard.
(hang on, was he your alter-alter-ego Forbesboy (AKA FSJ)?
The dolls will be recalled because of lead in the paint....
OMGz iJustine is much cooler than fake steve, he's just jealous.
I have a suggestion, how about a Justine and Tiffany sandwich?
doll comes with a 300page manual
What is the Iphone? And why do you need adds if you have so much money.
Well done! You've finished destroying the FSJ illusion.
Now you're just some guy who blogs about whatever mundane bullshit that we don't want to read about.
My photos of this and others can be found at http://flickr.com/photos/maidelba
That is a really cute picture of BHG. That's so cool she can dance too, and can survive that way. I think it's cute how she's your ultimate geek crush.
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