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- R.I.P., Evel Knievel
- Eric Schmidt's Serenity Prayer
- R.I.P., Norman Mailer
- R.I.P., Jerry Falwell
- R.I.P., Kurt Vonnegut
- R.I.P., Don Ho
- sometimes i feel like a hunted animal
- sometimes i feel like a golden god
- sometimes i feel like a great chef
- R.I.P., James Brown
- R.I.P., Ray Noorda
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- Vista's perspective by H. Aiku
- Twas the night before they met Fake Steve
- Ode to the iPod
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- The Apple of His iBook (Wall Street Journal)
- Biting Into Apple's Steve Jobs (Newsweek)
- Options (Entertainment Weekly)
- Got a Problem With That, Mac? (New York Post)
- The Wisdom of (Fake) Steve (Automotive Design and Production)
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33 comments:
*tears (almost) flowing down face from laughing* I don't know why it's so funny. But it is.
FSJ,
My old departed friend, Eric Blair, would be amused at the way his book has been purloined for various purposes. His other famous book describes how things are today quite nicely: "Some animals are more equal than others".
If he were alive he might instead recommend his "Road to Wigan Pier" (sadly, he rails against vegetarianism).
Vegan Vegan
(Doublethinking in my three brains)
Every year, your security goons manage to stop me from running up and throwing a giant hammer at that screen.
You have to thank Dave Winer for the 1984, but when you read his article, you might just want to hide somewhere until yoo have some news about VOIP and Skype on the iPhone!
iamnotfakesteve.com
That was almost haiku, toki. Really boring, pointless haiku.
Wow.. a toki hater! You've arrived toki-chan. ^_^
@ Vegan Vegan
So, er, are you one of those feckin' Level 5 Vegans? Only eat things that don't cast a shadow? (credit: Matt Groening et al) Or am I confusing you with Operating Thetan Level III? (credit: L Ron Hoover). Either way you're a feckin' religious zealot and you need shooting with a ball of yer own shite.
Hope you're not English as well, big fella. As your old departed friend said in 1941 ("The Lion & The Unicorn"), you can tell the English by their mild, knobbly faces and bad teeth. That's gotta hurt!
I just noticed Steve has his whiskers in brushed aluminum gray shimmering on his face, but I'm just 15 minutes into the presentation.
to toki-chan ---
tears almost flowing
I don't know why it's funny
But it really is
i know who you really are!
these ipods are just rambaldi devices, aren't they?!
I saw this photo this morning and immediately thought of the 1984 ad. Scary.
Funny, but scary.
I've been onto you since you introduce the DumbPhone...
http://alfredo.octavio.net/index.php?id=648
I'm just glad RSJ acknowledged what has always been true with Apple and showed himself as the true big brother he is.
"You *will* buy an iPhone for $600".
Whatever you say, steve rules again.
See this funny mashup picture what competitors must be thinking
http://lifentechnology.blogspot.com/2007/09/steve-jobs-god-of-technology-innovation.html
We become what we hate, my son.
oh8V0n You have a talant! Write more!
ocbtuL The best blog you have!
That was almost haiku !!!
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"I just noticed Steve has his whiskers in brushed aluminum gray shimmering on his face, but I'm just 15 minutes into the presentation."
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