Because somehow I doubt it considering that this "analyst" of theirs is using a name from an old TV show. Why the hell does Gene Munster have such an incredible hard-on for me? What's he got against the iPhone? See here. It's just another Apple hater. Jealous bitch.
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Is "Piper Jaffray" even a real company?
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meh. "business 2.0" is a bunch of frigtards anyway. Forget them, they are not worthy. However, Munster is the best cheerleader Apple has amongst the analyst wankers.
So FUDSJ, by the time you get around to acknowledging a million iPhones sold, you do it by linking to a story with negative spin?
The pattern here is clear: you constantly post the most negative links you can find about the iPhone, continually harp on iPhone flaws that exist only in your own ass (from which you pulled them), and repeatedly disparage your fake iPhone customers as morons.
What an incredible piece of misdirection this site is for agenda-driven FUD! Between this, your all-out assault on IBM and Sun, and your out-of-right-field global warming blitzes (you haven't piled on Al Gore lately--did that contract run out?), you're about as radically transparent as a shill can be.
I pray for your soul.
It's okay, FSJ, everything's going to be alright. I even have some stinkywinky for you to bring you comfort. Just think 10,000,000 X 399 =(insert dollar sign) 3,999,000,000 plus change(from all of the early adopters). (insert picture of Steve-o hugging me with a big shit-eating-I-just-made-a-bunch-of-money grin). Pipar-schmipar. ;) (:
"Anonymous" (post #2) needs to relax. Dream about the new Leopard release as I am. It will restore the childlike sense of wonder you sorely lack.
Here; have some tea.
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You're harshing the vibe.
WTF was the anonytard in comment two spewing about. Read it three frigging times and i have yet to figger out what he was talkin' about. I guess his girlfriend spiffed on him or something. I could feel his pain... but who needs those bad vibes!
Munster is the most influential Apple analyst. Your stock rises and falls on his recommendations to buy and sell. Believe it.
Anonymous #2's post smells like number two....
No Steve, Herman's post-sitcom child Gene actually loves you. I'ts DeNitWitt who hates you--and he's even twisted up Gene's words to make things sound bad.
DeWitt is trying to be the next Endearle.
who is piper jaffray anyways.....
@steve: I bid for yours.
@david: Put down the doob and your reading comprehension will go up, chronictard.
@vaporland: Go contemplate the void that lies between your ears.
I think what num #2 is trying to say is that it's pretty obvious why Fake Steve hasn't announced the latest numbers on the iPhone selling 1 million units, because he gets more of a kick out of making fun of Steve Jobs than praising him.
I come here every day and was expecting some kind of announcement and while I appreciate FSJ's sense of humor, his FUD is wandering into Dvorak territory. And yes, I find the Sun and IBM stuff kind of boring myself. Doesn't really fit with Fake Steve's profile. What is his agenda? Maybe we're all taking this site too seriously.
Post #2 was accusing FSJ of being some sort of incredibly covert yet ultra effective assassin-blog, designed to nuke the real Steve Jobs, his iPhone, Bono and that moron Gore from orbit.
On the off chance you do happen to be an incredibly covery yet ultra effective assassin-blog FSJ, please consider nuking Gore from orbit anyway.
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