Wednesday, September 12, 2007

This chick is getting out of hand


She's gone from fan to stalker. I'm sorry. It's true. See the video here. Now here's the quandary and maybe some business ethicist can answer it for me. I know it's wrong for us to use women's bodies to sell our products. Is it also wrong for this woman to use our products to sell her body? Seems to me there may be copyright or trademark issues. Our lawyers are looking into it.

Photo courtesy of iJustine. To see the original, go to her flickr page. And if you really want a stomach-churning treat, scroll down to comments and check out the photos by the commenter who calls herself "superstar Nikki." Warning: Not safe for work.

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

All Apple employees and partners should look at Superstar Nikki's Flickr page to see what happens when you leak Apple product info.

Anonymous said...

NSFW? Damn, the anticipation is killing me!

Anonymous said...

do you really like to be called steven? damn, i had no idea ...

Nate said...

Fake Steve, you rule.

Anonymous said...

Well, I know you're married and all that, but if that's the kind of stalkers you have, well, it's not that bad, is it Stephen.

If you can't take it, send her to stalk me. Location details and regular daily schedule of movements to follow.

yummyyummy said...

Psst, see if she wants a job in Cupertino?;)

Zech said...

That video was creepy and thanks for the superstar Nikki thing, I kinda puked a little.

UUUUGGGG! Take my advise and don't look at superstar Nikki pictures.

Toki-chan said...

It's a better tatoo than that guy got in Wild Hogs anyway.

Anonymous said...

When you said stomach churning I figured there would be some Windows tattoo's HOLY SH$T, I may be scarred forever!

Nicolas said...

Not sure why, but superstar Nikki brings to mind Ann Coulter.

Anonymous said...

Fake Steve is so over. Time to move on.

Steve said...

We will miss you.

Anonymous said...

Jesus Mary and Joe Zawinul - a friggin' ball gag? WTF?

Shawn Pero said...

You kidding? Superstar Nikki is HOTT.

regretting the past 2 minutes said...

It should read, "warning, not safe for anyone, no matter where you are." It's too bad nobody attractive ever does shit like that without being paid. But anyway, thanks for helping me get over my non gag reflex.

woz said...

That skank is even more desperate for attention than I am.

Anonymous said...

Us Justin.tv regulars refer to her as iBarbie. You should also check out Ashley Marie, aka Trashley.

Anonymous said...

That CAN'T be a real tatoo!

Anonymous said...

"...I've been marked...by The Beast."

Anonymous said...

That stuff that supertart Nikki is doing sure is NSFW. If I did that at work, they would fire me so fast.

Mike Cane said...

Holy bleep!

Nikki shows the world what a DMCA takedown looks like!!

Anonymous said...

not bad for a jailhouse tat
shown in just release clothing and photgraphed by her first probation officer as part of his "gang tattoo identification" library.

/S? fake Ernie Baxter

=bg= said...

first of all, iJustine has had her 15 minutes. Talk about an attentiontard.

and that other one is just a freakoid.

Can't you send in Moshe and his elite team to solve this problem?
What, are they on vacation?

Anonymous said...

You can't fool me with that Nikki stuff. Those pictures were taken at a MSFT sales meeting, right?

Anonymous said...

That Nikki is one scary dude.

Anonymous said...

The only question I have is what't cost Apple? She is so astroturf I can smell the plastic from up here in Canada. She is a freelance 'guerilla' marketeer. A damn good one too because she can flaunt that she sells it and still draw in that 18-(still-alive-enough-to-be-horny) male demographic. I'm just curious what that costs.

Anonymous said...

Nikki doesn't do it for me. There's drool and stuff, yuck. But iJustine, I don't know, she's growing on me.

Yet another steve said...

iAm strangely unable to resist iBarbie. Evidently I need a life.

Nick said...

I heard that Superstar Nikki is going to be used in the Microtards "People-Ready" campaign propaganda.

iGuy said...

Awesome. I am glad that the fake Steve Jobs is still writing about iJustine!

Anonymous said...

This chick is down right hot.

Anonymous said...

Why Fake Steve, I didn't know you had a Stepford wife...

(This girl *is* real, isn't she? Please tell me Apple R&D hasn't been working on some she-robot fantasy of yours.)

smojo said...

Fake Steve and Justine need to meet up already. Set it up and meet on cam with her. You can inspect her tattoo and see if it is real Steven.