Moshe's crew did some investigative work and they say the Beastmaster is behind this video. I don't doubt it. In fact we're expecting more. This is how the Borg operates. They look for any vulnerability, any tiny little crack, and they push and push and push. So they're going to ride us on this iPhone price cut fiasco and the feature-lite iPod Touch. They'll push millions into this. They'll probably even hire Dvorak to write a fake Ballmer blog to bash my blog. Whatevs. We'll survive.
Sunday, September 30, 2007
Totally wrong
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Yeah, I would say the Beastmaster was behind it. The production is horrid, about as slick as sandpaper.
Lame!
Don't dilute your blog, FSJ.
It is totally wrong, I mean come on Steve, he thinks you eat meat?
Man, talk about "Bad To The Bone."
And I don't mean that in a good way whatsoever.
It can't be Bill. My screen didn't turn blue.
The iphone is only $399 now?
Just the other week we were complaining about apple selling a $500 phone, now we're complaining about the price cut!
You posted that instead of http://www.brightcove.tv/title.jsp?title=741891990
OK that was SCaRY !
eh. why even bother? lame humor — makes "zoolander" seem like a marx bros. masterpiece. something this limp, flaccid and d.o.a. can't be considered an actual "threat." plus at the end, it seems he's all excited the iPhone is now in his price range. lame. move on, nothing to see here, really.
plus what is with all the "brittany's gut" repetitive refrain? first, soooooo three weeks ago. and who cares? so miz kentucky-whacky decided to flaunt her slightly chunky self while on non-prescribed pain-killers on the vma's. what on earth does that have to do with you, fsj?! is he insinuating in some botched synaptic connection that you had something to do with that debacle, to distract from the iPhone price drop & store refund? even whacked-out conspiracy theorists who believe one of the 9/11 planes never really crashed and was flown to some gov't spy airport in dakota would have a hard time swallowing that pile o' poo.
Dude, this is not high enough quality for FSJ to acknowledge. You will turn off readers with tripe like this.
You should not pay any attention to anything that isnt at least half as funny as you are. This isnt 10%.
Its so amateur it makes me angry at you for putting brainless crap up. I expect more. You've been spanked.
Made me literally laugh out loud, not sure why all you guys are such fun-vacuums...
Whats up with 'britneys gut'?
Cheap Monty Python and the Holy Grail ripoff. Moose references were not funny.
I have to agree with Anonymous 5:56 AM, chill out people, I know your rabid fans but its just a joke. Yes it was even entertaining if you don't have something stuck up your ass. Funny, not really laugh out loud but I enjoyed it anywho.
FSJ you must have read the FSB blog this weekend, what you said about Dvorak being Ballmer is dead on target!
http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com
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