Thursday, September 06, 2007

Um, hi, I'm calling to see about these two-hundred-dollar rebates? Or maybe some free minutes or something?


Nice to see Woz is still wearing his iPhone T-shirt and his iPhone line badge as a souvenir. But a rebate? Fuggedaboutit, dickwad. (Photo courtesy of Burt Hammer, Musclebear Magazine.)

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Musclebear Magazine ... heh!

The "photo attributions" are great!

haiku's affectations said...

musclebear fiskars
have grey shimmering whiskers
catfish for dinner

Anonymous said...

FSJ,
Come on! Cut him some slack. Don't you know he gave an important talk about how to incorporate the segue into his daily life to fellow roly-poly fanboys?
Vegan Vegan
(Wheels I don't have)

Mr. PoopyPants said...

Dear fSteve,

fYou.

Sincerely,
--
Mr. PoopyPants.

mgabrys said...

Pitty your book's published. Perhaps in the second printing you can include a story on how you became a surrogate lightning-rod in early September. Apple's forums have been melting down under the load and SOHO NYC callers reports sound-bitables after 30 minutes hold-time that "they're under seige".

The NYT reports the price drop was in the cards all along. Somehow I don't think the backlash was anticipated. Ah. Reminds me of the day New Coke came out. Such nostalgic memories!

Still at least people can be shunned in public for showing their new smaller iPenis. Whip that out for instant comedy anywhere!

Anonymous said...

Will there be doughnuts?

shaun said...

Has Woz been electronically tagged for speeding? What IS that on his wrist?

Anonymous said...

I can haz cheezburger?

Darold said...

So, is Other Steve the only person not getting the $100 rebate you promised everyone else, or is there a long list of exceptions?

Toki-chan said...

200 dollars for Woz is like one grey hair on his head. There a whole lot more where it came for.
So does that mean you aren't giving Woz the 100 dollar rebate?

Anonymous said...

That guy will do *anything* to get attention.

wooff101 said...

Woz being photographed by musclebear mag?!?! Nothing musclebear-ish about Woz. ROFL.

But, if they're snapping pics of him, maybe I'll accept the offer to pose myself that they keep hitting me up with.

Steve, you sure you're not just trying to "out" your old flame? What will your secret husband (Bill Gates) say about all this?

Namaste, you twink stud, you.