Man oh man. Huge party outside Facebook last night. The kids are rocking like it's 1999. Check out the photo of Faceberg himself doing a kegstand while Pete Simeoni, his VP of legal affairs, lends a helping hand. Facebots in background were chanting "Fifteen Billion, Fifteen Billion." Later they hoisted Faceberg on their shoulders and carried him around the parking lot. Then stripped him naked and hosed him down with Cristal and doing white-boy frat-boy rapper version of 50 Cent's "I Get Money." Hilarious! 
To the right is a photo of Jorge Chingado, VP of zombie bite application business development, at just after ten o'clock last night. Much love to dear reader Matt Minge for sending in the pix. If anyone else has shots from the Facebook kegger, send them along.
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Duuuude, fifteen billion. Fifteen BILLION, duuuuude.
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Faceberg ls totaly wasted especially in that last pic
did he like have 20 bottles of liquor or beer or something....
he looks so wasted
Love the cat on him. Just totally makes the picture.
I think I was at that wedding....
haughty cat did save the sick drunken boy
In the spirit of "user generated content", the Bubble2.0 will be self-generated from a keg of cheap beer. To be sure to be the first with Bubble 2.0 (or maybe they'll just move on and call it Bubble 3.0 to pre-empt the entire SemanticBubble), here they are practicing.
$15Billion is an awful lot of cheap porn and mortgage rip-off ads. Subprime mortgage meltdown, have you heard?
Valuation means P/E of about 100.
There's no way this level of valuation can be sustained, unless they grow revenues significantly (like, doubling it), or decrease their valuation (halfing it).
In the meantime, Apple is well on its way doing a job on the music industry. Next up, the mobile phone industry.
Music must be free, air tiem should be free.
All for the sake of selling beautiful harware.
That's one of Ballmer's lackeys holding you over a barrel.
First they fool you into thinking it's a phrase that means "We're going to have a lot of fun at the company barbecue". Then you realise there's a lot of firewood getting chopped, and someone's trying to push an Apple into your mouth, and you're the little pig today...
Can anyone (besides Scoble) please explain to me what Facebook does? Why does he slobber over it so much? Me no understand.
I'm I the only person who got the Jorge Chingado joke?
There is no way his name is Jorge Chingado.
Is Steve making a joke, or did someone play a joke on him?
Hahaha.
For the record, 'chingado' means 'fucked' in Spanish (from Mexico). Derived from the word 'chingar' or 'to fuck'.
>> Can anyone (besides Scoble) please explain to me what Facebook does? Why does he slobber over it so much? Me no understand.
Because it is a Big Brother marketing data tool that people willingly submit to. I don't think you understand how hard that is to pull off at this scale to this degree. Especially in the US of A.
Facebook and every other "social" site is made of complete bullshit.
The content - BY DEFINITION - doesn't motivate the consumers to lift a TV remote, move more than a couple feet or pick up a phone.
It is like watching the TV shows that didn't make it to air, the stories that weren't worth publishing and the conversations you wish you could avoid.
All in one convenient place.
Have I gone to Valleywag by mistake?
Seriously, this is much less Steve-like, Fake Steve.
That last picture makes my near-septuagenarian ex-professional gambler kidneys hurt just looking at it.
The dude is beyond blessed.. Props to him for holding out for the better offer.. MG
Oh God! You mean he was that drunk? So has a valuation of $ 15 billion gone to his head or what?
John
http://johnpmathew.blogspot.com.
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