
See here. The committee gave the Nobel Prize for Physics to the iPod. Sort of. Actually to a couple of guys who worked on one of the underlying technologies in the iPod. But according to Katie that's just a way for the committee to give us -- well, me, actually -- a prize without having to look like they're doing a favor for a big company. We're planning a big celebration here with the two guys, Fert (real name, I'm not kidding) and Grunberg, who nominally received the award. Katie is already in talks with them. Apparently they're balking at the idea of giving me their gold medals, or trophies, or whatever you get when you win a Nobel, plus the money, which is about a million and a half bucks. Our feeling is that hey, yes, these men did some fine work. But the only reason anyone ever noticed that work was that we took their very abstract theoretical ideas and actually put them to use. Plus, not to be a dick or anything but we apparently have some patents on the stuff they're claiming as their own. We'd like to get this done without things turning ugly, but if we have to play hardball we will. Weird thing is the two guys are both doctors and they don't even live in the United States. Who knew?
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Nobel Prize for Physics is mine by proxy
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This says it best: Borje Johansson, a member of the Swedish Royal Academy of Sciences, which awards the prize, said: “The MP3 and iPod industry would not have existed without this discovery.”
Yes Virginia - the iPod IS "an industry."
siooma Sansa, Microshaft, et al...
"Plus, not to be a dick or anything but we apparently have some patents on the stuff they're claiming as their own. We'd like to get this done without things turning ugly, but if we have to play hardball we will."
That's all the funnier immediately after reading about Uncle Fester/Redhat just two posts back.
They don't live in the US? Damn foreigners stealing the hard work of Americans.
Well, at least proxy winner FSJ is an American. He was made a citizen after being adopted from a drug abusing prostitute living in France, his native country.
....evil fake ballmer.....
Jobso - forget writing about books about stock option scandals. Share your secrets. I mean, you got these guys working for you way back when, they didn't know they were working for Apple's and the iPod industry's benefit, you pay them nothing, then, voila (a foreign French word meaning "so there you idiotard") the Nobel Prize committe names you as the proxy for the physics prize.
HOW do you do these great things?!
FSJ,
My cousin Nils sent me this via fax. Asked me to pass it on.
Mr. Steven,
Hallo en Hey Hey from Place of Little Mermaid and the Noble Prizes! We offer for to you "Hering fur das Frustuck" (Congralations and the best wish)!
Serge "Nils" Nelsen
Veiligheidsambtenaar fur de Antler
FSJ,
A mill and a half is chicken feed to you and Apple.
Vegan Vegan
(chickens are not vegetarians)
Jobso, (assuming you win) will you let me and my new smokin' hot GF attend the Nobel ceremony as your guests? Will I have to stand in line (I'm good at that) or can you squeeze us in backstage?
XOXO
Woz
they should not just offer up their medals and prize money, they should bow down before your god-like being and declare you the one who took their incomprehensible techno-babbling (in french, german and swedish, no less!) and made it something the common man could readily not only comprehend, but desire as he has never desired something so fully before.
ungrateful eurotards. very un-noble, if you ask me.
Sorry FSJ,
but I heard they won for 'enabling the transfer of massive amounts of data'.
So basically it was the Nobel prize for porn distribution.
And ipods.
And porn on ipods.
But mainly porn.
- JFC
Hell, Al Gore should get the Nobel Prize For Everything because he invented the Intarweb...!
Meateater Meateater
(more blood and 'gore please)
Jobso, atlast Nobel prize for your hard work.
You left out the best part, where Mr. Physics
says he really likes the Flash-based iPod
better than his own disk-based iPod:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071010/ap_on_sc/nobel_physics
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"GMR does not deserve sole credit for recent improvements in data storage. For one thing, it's not used in solid-state "flash" memory that has less capacity than hard drives. Fert joked about that in an interview Tuesday, when he said his iPod, loaded with jazz, was busted.
"It's my fault because I got an iPod with a GMR hard drive," he said. "If I had an iPod with a simple flash memory, it wouldn't be broken."
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Time to send Prof. Fert the "new & improved" iTouch. Can a Nobelist and 50 million Frenchmen be wrong?
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