Monday, October 15, 2007

Our new iBook reader


Spent the weekend using the latest prototype of our iBook electronic reader which came in Friday in a batch from Shenzhen. It's an amazing device. Gorgeous. Slim, fast. About the size of the Sony Reader but with a color multi-touch screen, plus the ability to surf the Web on WiFi, get email, make phone calls, listen to music and watch movies. Imagine an iPhone or iPod Touch but with a screen that's 3.5 inches wide by 5 inches tall and wrapped in a buttery soft faux leather case. Just a killer device. And it's totally debugged and ready to go. We could be shipping them now. We could have been shipping them a month ago. But there are two issues.

First off, Jeanie Falzone, the woman who does my karmic repatterning, says we've been putting way too much technology into the market in too short a time. She says the world needs time to absorb new technology and if we overload that delicate balance we risk throwing the entire planet into some kind of flux state that could be really dangerous.

Second problem is iBook's buttery soft faux leather case. To be sure, it's buttery soft. We spent huge amounts of time working with material scientists in Japan and Germany and ended up having to create our own unique material which has the highest buttery softness of any faux leather material ever developed.

The problem is the color. I know the color I want. I can see it in my mind's eye. It's hard to describe. It's a light brown, but not quite tan. It's the exact color of the cover of a first edition of William Blake's "Songs of Innocence and Experience" which I used to have in my library, a version of which is shown above. But the color I want is the color of that book when viewed outdoors late in the day in my backyard with the sun going down into the Santa Cruz mountains. Unfortunately I no longer have my copy of this book (left it in a limo, duh) so we can't work from the original. And the other copies still in existence are not the same shade.

I've gone through thousands of color swatches but the problem is that the color you see on a sample card isn't exactly the same when you apply it to our buttery soft faux leather case. Our guys just can't get it right and I keep having to send these units back with a note saying, "Try again." I know it's making them a little nuts, but hey, you know what? That's how we roll at Apple. Like I told them, Look, we spent six months working on the single button for iBook, getting the exact right sheen on the titanium, the exact right size, the perfect resistance and action so that when you press it you say, Yes, that's it, there's a perfect titanium button under my finger and I know this is a high-quality mass-market luxury product. Heck, we spent a year rearranging the chips on the circuit board until the layout felt holistic to me.

After all that work on every tiny piece of the system, you think we're going to ship the thing with a buttery soft faux leather case that isn't the right color? I mean the case is the first thing someone is going to see when they look at iBook. It has to be perfect. Trust me, it'll be worth it. And we've got the time, since Jeanie Falzone has put us on hold until at least January. We might as well take advantage of the opportunity to make this thing perfect. (Photo: Burt Hammer, Rare Books magazine.)

Sent from my iBook

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Buttery? Are you trying some sort of new marketing campaign to lure the obese to buy Apple? I thought these people were on the "do not sell an iPhone to them" list.

andy p. kappler/acap. very diaried said...

Nobody is perfect, but a really stylish softworked design for a i-book.
I would have one.
What are costs about, for poor man.
Have some special price offers.

Fake Johannes Gutenberg said...

Dude, I friggin' invented the printing press. Have you heard of it?

andy p. kappler/acap. artbookfan said...

Wich book is BETTER

http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com/2007/10/ipods-can-double-as-personal-flame.html

Luke S. said...

Zune brown?

Toki-chan said...

Man, I wish I had a use for this. If apple came out with it, I would so want it. Even though it might not being a good selling product.

Anonymous said...

Don't tease me, Steve. I've been looking for a device from Apple to read books on for ages ...and it never comes. :(

Anonymous said...

I'm all over this iReader. When can I buy one?

Also, I'd like an iRecipe device, and an iMobileMail since my iPod touch can't do either.

Also, if you could make a fourth device, an iVoiceMemo, the roads would be much safer. I almost ran over a Prius today trying to use the Notes.app.

I don't mind carying lots of devices in my pockets, as long as they're all from Apple. Nevermind that my iPod touch might do all these things, if there was an SDK.

No, I'll sit back, buy whatever you tell me to buy, and be content with what you offer.

And I won't complain, either. Now, what's this "Jailbreak" thing all about...?

Anonymous said...

nice fake Thinkpad there, dude.

/s/ fake freddy fetucinni

Anonymous said...

What ya readin' fer?

vaporland said...

what can brown do for you?

make everyone think of a Zune...

Anonymous said...

Duh, that's what ICC profiles are for. You know Apple took a huge role in creating the ICC (International Color Consortium), right? Pretty impressive stuff that goes by unnoticed.

Anonymous said...

Well, at least Scoble will have one book in his house. Or 3, rather.

iDavid said...

Don't tease me you bastard guy!

Not after I just went and bought an iRex Iliad!

And why not make the Apple eBook reader the size of a sheet of paper?
8.5 x 11 baby! No more having to specially convert PDF's to view them at the right size. Woo Hoo!

Apple could OWN the eBook market.

Just pre-emptively stomp the shit out of Jeff Bezos and his Kindling, err Kindee, oh whatever it's called. It would be sweet payback for daring to open a music and downloadable video section on Amazon. Unbox this, Bezos! And for double the fun, you'd put the hurt on Sony once again. Walkman says what?

Download your books from the iTunes store and support for PDF, RTF, DOC, CHM, HTML, TXT.

Major ownage and world domination of another content industry!

Anonymous said...

This post would have been a work of staggering genius except for the tiny detail that there used to be friggin' Apple laptop called the iBook. Have you heard of it, genius? Because when you have the balls to impersonate Steve Jobs, commentards shouldn't have to remind you of little things like that.

Andy said...

Too bad we won't be getting it in Canada. Comwave's phone directory is called iBook.

Steve said...

Anon 11:00 -- get help. I will pray for your soul.

Anonymous said...

Well, it would be the new iBook.

Anonymous said...

FSJ is greener than green. I will save the forests and ozone layer all in one San Francisco moment. Frigtard that Green Piece?

Anonymous said...

FSJ,
Does that yellow by chance look like that dog in your previous post?
Is this the touch-sensitive mini-laptop that's been teasing the rumor sites lately? An 8.5x11 format, flip from portrait to landscape, turn pages by flipping with fingers, plays tunes while you read on the beach, does regular computer stuff like photos, email and web browsing on the side. SWEET.
For sure you need to get that baby the right color, like an old manuscript sheepskin cover.
Vegan Vegan
(real books I like a lot)

Anonymous said...

FSJ--Maybe you should have those material scientists do what Oliver Sacks did: take lots and lots of drugs and listen to Monteverdi.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/22b3cj

Interview also found here in its entirety:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/yptnf4

Really Steve, do I have to do all your work for you?

Mike Paus said...

Why can't you just put e-books on the iPhone like Treo's been doing since, well, there's been a Treo? Sell ebooks on iTunes and you'll have revolutionized selling books just like you've done with music. It's such a waste of the gorgeous iPhone screen not to be able to read off of it.

faddah said...

buttery soft, eh? looks like you finally have come up with a tactile product that could be sold both at and . as long as it had sex-positive, feminist, gay and trans-gender porn on it, too (natch).

Mike Cane said...

Jobs, if you are toying with me, not even Moshe can save you!!

S.O.S. Steve Jobs! eBooks Will Save You!

The eBooks On iPhone Campaign: Steve Jobs Loves Books! Hey, Steve, So Do We!!

Will Apple Steal The eBook Limelight From Sony And Create Another Mass Market?