Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Uncle Fester to Red Hat: We'll send you a bill


See here. Monkey Boy was speaking at some conference and claimed that anyone using Red Hat is going to have to pay the Borg because Red Hat's Linux infringes on Borg patents. For the life of me I don't know why Ballmer keeps going around making these fuzzy threats that he never backs up and won't ever back up because it would backfire completely and he knows it. So what's the point? Oh wait a minute. Thee point is this. (Photo courtesy of Acid Gurl.)

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Microsoft's claim about those 200-odd patents always reminds me of the Manchurian Candidate's "57 card carrying communists".

acap. not the fstone said...

poor balloonblowerman, did you have no machine that will doit for you?

acap. apple in need said...

second view, it's a lightball but poor powered.

jason said...

Rock on!

SO glad I don't use Red Hat - or for that matter, even OWN a red hat.

Petey Esdie said...

LMAO! that is the first time i've seen that Uncle Fester pic. primo job, whoever did it!

HPotter said...

Hmm...if Uncle Fester would just smile a bit more he would look more like his cousin Lord Voldemort.

Lord of the Borg and Lord of the Dark Arts.

Link to his cousins picture.

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:aSzaIEsJdgyPCM:http://horror.about.com
/b/a/voldemort.jpg

faddah said...

first, mucho kudos for acid girl for the great fester pic. brilliant! (hence, the light bulb.)

gawd, the "linux has kiped microsquish patents" saw. mr. blowhard-bogus strikes again. at an open source conference amongst the angles, no less. wotta piker.

fakey steve-o, i've said this before, and you're one of the few reporting on this (good on yer), but i think it is worth mentioning again — wot da FOK is with stallman, FSF, Groklaw, Crimson Chapeau and all the freetards who spend weeks droning on and on and on about "GPLv3... GPLv3... GPLv3..." as if that's a story any one gives a friggin' rat's ass about, meanwhile blowhard-bogus keeps screaming linux patent infringment and they don't even respond?

they spend all this time droning on and on about Groklaw and rights under GPLv3, and not one word to fight this obviously bogus claim from mr. blowhard-bogus himself. plus, no one else in the media notices that the freetard community is not standing up to this and is saying diddly squat, nada, nichts, nothing, zero, null-the empty set, big goose egg about this. why??? why do they not stand up to freaky screamy little blowhard-bogus and say, "put up or shut up, pal — show the code in question and where you think we stole, or take a friggin' hike!"? why don't they spend time on that, a real issue worth fighting, rather than on all the indefensible b.s. they usually waste their time on?

sheez. doesn't do much to make me wanna favor open source, lemme tell ya.

Not Bill Gates said...

I loved Addams Family when I was a kid.

Anonymous said...

FSJ,
It's curious that M$ is not going after Apple, at least not in an obvious way. (Let's not even bother with the zune piece of turd). I'm sure they have something dark going on, so keep up your vigilance.
Othewise, a pissing contest betwen the freetards and the borg is sorta good for Apple. The FUD on both sides will deliver more customers to Apple. Apple should stoke the fire on both sides, encourage both, but do so untraceably, impeccable deniability needed. Get Moshe's buds on the case.
Vegan Vegan
(the art of war)