Friday, November 09, 2007

Well yes it's a comedy but it's also a way I can express my broad ideas about my life and my take on media and tech and whatever I'm thinking ...


This just in. Scoble, who has been job-hunting lately, has landed his new gig, and it's a doozy. He's crossing the writers guild picket line and will be taking over the writing team for NBC's hit show, Thirty Rock. Word is that Robert is taking the show in a whole new direction and turning it into a vehicle for expressing his own ideas about art and media and philosophy and history and food and cars and technology and smart phones and just anything that pops into his head at any given minute. Totally radical free-form network TV.

First of all, the show is going to be renamed Third Street, and it's going to be set in San Francisco, in one of those ratty warehouse buildings way down near the docks in the SOMA area. Instead of portraying the team who do a big hit show on network TV in New York, the show will portray a band of plucky podcasters and bloggers who get into zany adventures. Instead of Tina Fey, the main character will be Roberta, the brilliant tech visionary head blogger who opens and closes each show with a rambling but super insightful fifteen-minute monologue. Roberta has this adversarial-but-they're-actually-kind-of-hot-for-each-other relationship with Jacques Doherty, the angel investor who's funding the operation and who's always pissed because they're burning through his cash and there aren't any revenues coming in but in the end something always happens and he shakes his head and gives his little Reuben Kincaid laugh at those plucky kids -- ha! -- and writes another check.

Everyone's constantly on Twitter and Facebook and sending IMs and making videos of themselves talking while driving and having meetings and figuring out who's hot and who's not and who's raising money and who's flaming out and what's Google going to do next and has anyone know if MySpace is going to get on OpenSocial and some guy from Yelp just went to Digg or is it MetaCafe and I just heard Owen wrote something about Brian Lam and supposedly they're totally not talking now and Megan threw water at Ryan Block because Veronica didn't like something Valleywag wrote about her and did you see what Kara wrote about Arrington and then Arrington wrote something back and then Om weighed in and he said blah blah mwah mwah twitter twitter twitter ...

Must-see TV. Honestly.

UPDATE: Dwight Silverman of the Houston Chronicle writes in to inform us that this photo was taken by him and he'd like credit for it. Deepest apologies for the mistake. This photo was taken by Dwight Silverman of the Houston Chronicle who is a supremely gifted journalist and all-around great guy. To see the original, go here. Much love, Dwight, and a big namaste.

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

its kinda suck though since techcrunch do not need to spend much money anymore to get news source all you need to do is using new twitter search to get a source. Easy money good life

bobdmac said...

Oh, my God!!!! This just made me laugh out loud. I've been wondering when someone was going to call "Emperor's New Clothes" on him. Great job!

Bryan said...

I'd rather pour bleach in my eyes.

Anonymous said...

Love the photo.

spinmeround said...

if what I'm doing is blogging and therefore in some small way relating to this show, ah forget it, I'm bored

quietude said...

Master Fake Steve - please use all of your powers and ensure that show never gets on the air....

Instead give us something spiritually beneficial - how a just a single shot on a zen sand garden. b&w is fine, no need for color. pure simplicity.

mjvlev said...

"Everyone's constantly on Twitter and Facebook and sending IMs and making videos of themselves talking... blah blah mwah mwah twitter twitter twitter ..."

And to think I'm missing all of that...

No wonder my life is so peaceful. :)

Anonymous said...

The sooner this idiot leaves the tech world, the better.

Anonymous said...

Okay, don't hate me... that show sounds good.

Amy said...

*totally cracking up*

You PEGGED it!

And people wonder why I watch the tech world...

Anonymous said...

Steve, your screed was HILARIOUS! What's scary is how much I agree with you. Dude, you nailed it!

Namaste!

Anonymous said...

i sharted myself... roflmao

Hart said...

I don't know... It kind of sounds intersting.

Hart said...

Then again I haven't slept in three days...

Yebot said...

i would so watch it.


Its a Duesy, not a doozy.

Mike Cane said...

It won't be onetwork TV. It will be on that new social Web 2.5 thing Scoble's been working on: FatSpace.

Anonymous said...

Check the photo: the hot chick with the mic is keeping her distance from Scoblewanker.

HR said...

He almost cried when you announced PodTech was collapsing.

Be nice Fake Steve!

Great post.

Anonymous said...

Ah - now the two and a half empty Newcastle bottles make sense.

Wait a minute... No. There must be a bunch more empties hidden in behind the couch cushions.

Jungle Boy said...

FSJ,

How much is Scoble payin ya for the neglicity? You two have made a deal, you bash him & he praises you...

Jungle Boy said...

The photo is priceless... skimpy babe holding mic to t-shirt & cargo pants wearing (like he ever lifted anything more than 5 lbs) blob lecturing young suits who lap it all up.

I say the show must go on! This is the SV version of TMZ/Extra. Call it TFZ - the Thirty Feet Zone around Scoble.

Anonymous said...

Fake Jobso, you're frigging priceless. Scoble and his ilk are idiots.

They can all twitter themselves to death for all I care. Meanwhile, I'm busy writing Symbian and Windows Mobile native C++ applications.

Those who can, do. Those who can't, blog.

Anonymous said...

Thirty Rock isn't a hit show. The MSM just reports it as a hit show because they like that it's making fun of TV execs, and because Tina Fey is a liberal. Seriously look at the ratings.

Dwight Silverman said...

Anonymous:

Glad you like the pic. FSJ, um, 'borrowed' it from me.

reno said...

damn, i think the guy closest to the camera is satan or some lesser demon ... check out the horn on his head!

=bg= said...

I'd love to see this guys resume. Does he hold a gig for like 5 minutes?

AcidGurl said...

I think I just sharted!

Anonymous said...

FSJ,
Sheesh. That there is some funny (& nasty) shit you are dishing out.
Keep on doing it, FSJ, don't give them an inch of wiggle room.
Would be nice if someone could harness all that wasted energy and hot air to help solve the global warming / energy crisis.
Vegan Vegan
(Even if I had a rat's ass, I don't give)

TVfoot said...

Oh great, Philip Seymour Hoffman is out there schilling for Capote 2! ......sometimes I gotta wonder did I die and get reincarnated on some f-ed up alternate planet where people like this have an audience???.... Maybe it's just me, but this guy on the couch in his pajamas has a microphone in his face?..........I'm sure he has an amazing amount of listeners or fans or whatever.....just the kind of people I'd like to knock back a few Newcastle's with.....on second thought I'd rather watch Capote.

David said...

That's not BHG holding the mic is it?
...could be... that would be the pits FSJ...
Scobie having the inside track...
life is just not fair... or just for that matter...

mike said...

Is that Newcastle Brown they are drinking? I'm homesick :(

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