Wall Street Journal reports that Google's Android toolkit sucks donkey dicks and is full of bugs. Google ADD-plagued kiddie coders shipping incomplete, buggy software? Really? Who knew?
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3 comments:
How many of those kids did you have working on Leopard, the buggiest OS Apple ever blessed us with?
Since when does the WSJ know a damn thing about coding software?
Oh, when their filthy hacks talked to some self-proclaimed "experts" who were struggling.
Hey Mr. Expert, coding software for real is actually work! It's so totally unlike making yet another utility for Facebook.
Hey, got any coders for finishing that brick you were selling just to rip gay Apple-Butt-Kissers ?
Steve, sometimes, you're monopolistic ambitions SUCK COCK !!
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