Also according to today's Journal, Palm is fucked. Dear Palm shareholders: You're welcome. Dear Palm users: Plenty of iPhones still available.
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11 comments:
WTF, Steve?! I spent all my money on warranty plans for your cheap Chinese shit and AT&T service plans. How am I supposed to afford a WSJ subscription?!
FSJ: remember to quote their frigtard in chief's "they're not just going to walk right in" line at every such opportunity. One of the best invitations to the inevitable of recent times…
this is hilarious, hey Steve when are you switching to a different network. ATT has the most f'n drop calls
awesome. two articles in a row i can't read because i don't want an WSJ subscription for the occasional link.
These "boom" posts are in the spirit of the original, "So _______ Called" posts from the beginning...
Miss those.
Love those.
You can find the Android report in a number of places, by googling 'macbeth google android'. No WSJ subscription required. At least Google's search engine works ;-)
FSJ, you are going to post your WSJ user ID so we all can read the whole story, right?
fsj - what? you're still reading the journal after murder-doch, that reaganite putz, cleaned house? how long is it before all headlines read, "BUSH INVASION OF IRAN WILL BE GREATEST THING EVER FOR ECONOMY!!" รก la fox news? you actually still pay attention to them?
also, unless we have a subscription, we still can't read wsj (as opposed to fsj) articles, no matter how "free" murder-doch sez he's makin' it.
sad about palm. almost invested in them. before the jebus-phone, palm treo was the smartest thing happening, loved it. sad what happens when you rest on your laurels.
Dear Palm shareholders: You're welcome???
what do you mean by this???
Anyone else remember when the Palm Pilot made mincemeat out of the Apple Newton? Payback's a bitch...
Thank you very much for this information.
sohbet
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