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59 comments:
HEY BROTHER, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WHEN GOREAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU!?
Al is threatening to kick global warming's ass.
----evil fake ballmer-------
I said don't get snippy, motherfucker!
The easier it is to make captions, to lamer they get ..
Scoble, you bastard! I told you to stay away from Tipper!!
Scoble Twitter Update: But I just want to beta test her!!
Al's saying, "Listen up Tony Soprano, I've told you once and I won't tell you no more. Clean up this garbage shit, or else!! If I hear about you screwing up this refuse collection shit again, I'll send da enforcer down, and when HIlary gets here she'll screw you, fat boy, to your door!" Capisce?
he's talking to a college tech graduate who asked him why he (al gore) doesn't blog.
al gore responds "i created blogging damn it!"
lol :-)
You can have my Keynote when you pry it from my cold, dead Mac... now take your PowerPoint and get the HELL OUT!
I want You, I want you, I want you so bad
It's making mme mad!
Anon on the Ashram
To war with the Klingons! They will never violate me again.
The methane that comes out of my ass when you pull my G-D FINGER is the final nail in the coffin to the global warming downward spiral. Ironic, isn't it?
The methane that comes out of my ass when you pull my G-D FINGER is the final nail in the coffin to the global warming downward spiral. Ironic, isn't it?
"The greatest threat facing our world today is...MANBEARPIG. I'm dead serial."
Al just caught Steven J. Vaughan-Nichols at the copy machine making convenient copies of his movie synopsis!
-Walt
Listen up Arnold! I know you think you're tough on the environment, but I'm way tougher. So get back in your Hummer or I'll "Be Back"ing it into your ass. I'm serial.
Listen up Arnold! I know you think you're tough on the environment, but I'm way tougher. So get back in your hummer or I'll "Be Back"ing it into your ass!
He's saying -
"I… DID NOT… HAVE SEX… WITH THAT WOMAN…
…MISS LEWINSKY."
And he's doing it under oath too!!!!
YOU! Put down my choclate beef pie right now.
FSJ, that's the LAST time I believe you when you tell me it'll be 'just the tip'!
I did so invent the friggin internet - it was right after I won that war - and who the $#$ do you think you are to question me anyway? I won a friggen Nobel! did you? huh?
"I WANT YOU FOR THE GREEN ARMY"
You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!
You to tell this Tim Berners-Lee guy to stfu! Everyone knows that I invented the Internet, haven't you frikken heard of it?
To TGIF salad guy: "I said no BACON BITS!".
"You! With the donut! You think that was made with environmentally friendly products and processes? I'm confiscating that in the name of all humanity."
"And hand over those pork rinds, too."
pull my finger ill show ya real green house gases
I said I wanted MARMALADE on my toast! Get it for me now, you incompetent piece of crap, or there will be trouble!
I find that 'Homos Suck' banner offensive!
I ... DID ... NOT ... INVENT ... GLOBAL WARMING ... TO ATTRACT ... ATTENTION ... TO ... MY ... SORRY ASS ... !
"Vote for Pedro!"
Al clearly learned something new about manners and etiquette aboard that Klingon ship.
"I know what you did last summer."
CLIMATE CHANGE WANTS YOU!
Damn you Ted Stevens! I created the Intertubes!
In the iron-clad lock box! I told you, the iron-clad lock box, you insolent fool!
Finally, I win something that the supreme court can't take away!
sung: "Everything's up to date in Kansas City!
They gone about as fur as they can go ..."
If you saw the 'Black Tie'[1] episode of '30 Rock', you may have wondered where Prince Gerhardt Habsburg's right hand could be found...
[1]http://www.tvguide.com/detail/tv-show.aspx?tvobjectid=281135&more=ucepisodelist&episodeid=6293418
Waiter, how many times do I have to tell you to bring me my chicken fried steak cooked in equal parts of butter and bacon fat, not that tasteless recipe Tipper keeps sending to the chef.
YOU! I wanna take you to a gay bar!
I'M SUPER CEREAL GUYS!!!!
(For those of you who watch South Park :D)
Dude I invented the friggin internet. Have you heard of it?
Hey you! Put down that petroleum-driven pocket fan, NOW!
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE (inconvenient) TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Hey you, get your damn hands off her"
Now, son of Jor-el, kneel before Zod!
All your bases are belong to us.
AT&T, you can't handle the IPhone!
this one is awesome: http://www.photocrank.com/render/RenderClean.ashx?mguid=1ECEEB4A-C268-463E-AE26-63F4E33EBCEB&ratio=1
I won the friggin Nobel. Have you heard of it?
YOU LITTLE PEOPLE NEED TO DRIVE A PRIUS SO I CAN FLY MY GULFSTREAM!
You run for president against those crazy assholes.
"You have a monkey puppet running the country, when you could've had a Nobel Prize winner. There's your inconvenient truth!"
YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY LOCK BOX! ITS MY SOLUTION TO GLOBAL WARMING!!!
"THROUGH RAIN, SLEET OR SNOW. HILLARY YOU BETTER HAVE MY MONEY"
I AM THE PRESIDENT.
GO AHEAD! DESTROY THE OZONE LAYER! PULL IT!
"I`ve got two finger nibbles left-who wants them."?
"Global warming can cause your arms and hands to look like it belongs to a 3 year old!"
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