Sunday, December 16, 2007

Chris Anderson of Wired hit with giant iPhone bill


The Financial Times has a story about it here. The super tech savvy dude who created the bogus "long tail" theory got zapped for two grand while on a trip to China. Money quote: "He said the bulk of the charges were due to the fact that his iPhone was set to check his e-mail account for new messages every 10 minutes." Imagine our glee at the idea of this guy, who takes himself a wee bit seriously, shall we say, having to admit that he doesn't know how to keep track of the settings on his iPhone. Best part is that he keeps calling Apple and trying to get through to me personally, figuring that because he's Chris friggin Anderson of Wired magazine and he wears black turtlenecks that he's somehow one of my peers and so naturally El Jobso will take his calls and straighten everything out for him. Have I mentioned that he takes himself a wee bit seriously? Yeah. So we've been making a game of it by telling him to hold on and Mr. Jobs will be right on the line. Then we see how long he'll sit there on hold before he hangs up. Record so far is twenty-three minutes. We also tape him talking to himself while he's waiting. Funny thing is he goes on and on, giving these amazing lectures about absolute bullshit as if he's speaking to an audience. Guy just loves to hear himself talk. Anyway. Keep dialing, Camel-toe. We're not going to help you, but we love the entertainment.

Much love to dear reader Pravin for letting us know about this one.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Every 10 minutes, eh? I could have sworn the only options were 60, 30, and 15 minute intervals. Clearly this guy is über L337.

=bg= said...

Looks like Terry O Quinn to me.


http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44120000/jpg/_44120339_terry_gettypicgall.jpg

Archie Medes said...

The Editor of Wired Magazine no less. Of all all people who should know better you would think that it would be him. Maybe he should take a "job" at People Magazine and write about celebrities and leave technical things to the pros.

Ted Nelson - Xanadu said...

The Editor of Wired Magazine no less. Of all all people who should know better you would think that it would be him.

Heh? Have you seen Wired? Breathless, pretentious fluff like that is not written by people who actually know anything. Tech "boosters" -- i.e., computer club members and Wired editors -- are exactly the sort of folks to whom this kind of thing happens. They're so lovesick over gadgets that they don't see their flaws.

lastangelman said...

Inspired me to search and see if this is on iTunes (Gimme My Dime Back by The Blue Ridge Boys featuring Floyd Tillman).

Anonymous said...

camel toe?

Alex said...

Boo hoo, I am a whiny bitch who can't figure out how to use a phone. Steve please save me or I might just cry! Waaaaa, waaaa, waaaaaa!

Neil Anderson said...

At your salary of a dollar a year, just how many decades would that take to pay off? :)