Well as long as I'm pissing people off let's have some fun. A reader named Larry B. Melman asks, "Has anyone else noticed the striking resemblance between General Zod, the sinister megalomaniacal villain whose goal is to force all of the world into submission before him, and Oracle CEO Larry Ellison? Could they be related?" (Art work by Jason.)
UPDATE: I'm so frazzled that I actually posted this item earlier today without including the photo. Just noticed it now. Duh. Sorry. Tomorrow I'll mellow down with some kind bud before sitting at the iMac. Totally helps me focus.
Saturday, December 22, 2007
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I'm writing my own letter to Steve Jobs to support FSJ. Like that little girl. My question to the rest of you reading this reply is will you join me?
I'm sending a letter priority mail with signature confirmation just to make sure someone at least opens it.
Here's the address for anyone else wanting in:
Apple Computer, Inc.
1 Infinite Loop
Cupertino, CA 95014
Cheer up, FSJ. The worst is yet to come.
Ok, well hey I'm prayin for ya.
Hey, I think you forgot the photo...
Come on now, don't get sloppy. Be a real fake CEO and be arrogant as if nothing is wrong.
Dan,
forget about it. Surrender, I know it sucks, but family is much more important than a company you've hit with a good prediction about the future models.
Besides that, most important I think, it was a fun ride, but a ride which certainly took lots of your time and also had a weight on your personal life. Now it's time for the main priorities in life again: love and family.
I'm sure your sponsor will accept the facts. :)
Bless the place where everything becomes one: your fun, our fun... and maybe some day, a company realizing they were nothing more than the shallow 'modern company'. A company mainly relying on the virality of te web.
Killing the, probably best, parody which gave them a face. A face more fun than their RDF.
Good luck, Dan. I've enjoyed your blog months long and you'll be in my thoughts over the next days.
Namaste. :)
. Melman obviously watches "Fast Money" on CNBC because they did that gag earlier this week.
http://gizmodo.com/337077/us-army-to-instigate-wider-mac-implementation
sjobs@apple.com
In all seriousness (and I know I like to joke a lot, and I know you probably won't even read this) but I post as an over-analyzing over-the-top fake personality, and a lot of my sense of humor has come from reading your blog. It gets me through the day, and trust me I need it.
I, as well as the majority of your readers, will support any decision you make in due time. FSJ; Don Corleone put family before all else for good reason. You'll make the right decision my fellow faux. No one can shove you around with a bullshit ultimatum.
Good luck keeping the fake and real world in balance. It's a bitch, but you'll be fine.
~ SkippyThorson.Blogspot.com
Thank yew, thank yew veddy veddy much.
you know what the difference between Larry Ellison and Zod is?
Zod doesn't think he's Larry Ellison.
(wait... i think i effed that up)
It wouldn't be hard to get Pete Townsend of The Who in on this comparison as well.
Larry can have all the plastic surgery in the world (and no doubt has) ... but Zod's better looking.
I was going to say, Zod is far more manly looking.
But then again, Larry has his custom dick pills.
I thought Larry Ellison had a striking resemblance to Dr. Evil.
http://www.cam.cornell.edu/~gfriend/cdamama/img/800px-Dr_Evil.jpg
But it's okay ever since Dr. Evil switched.
http://www.gadgetlounge.net/images/DrEvilMac.jpg
Are we supposed to acknowledge the Larry Bud Melman joke, or if we are good little readers just shut up.
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Ouch.
Nice Job
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