So recently I posted an item about our intern Iulia visiting Cleveland and spotting a sign in a Starbucks saying you can't bring a gun into the coffee shop. See the original item here. Well apparently this item pissed off some of the pro-gun people in Ohio and they all started posting comments on my blog explaining the new law that lets you carry a concealed weapon in Ohio and how if you lived here you'd know why you need a friggin gun and so forth and so on. I kinda sorta noticed that there were lots of comments rolling in about that item but frankly I wasn't really paying attention.
Well now the gun nuts have sent me email putting me on notice that they are officially targeting my blog and using my comment strings to engage with the enemy. See their call to arms here where one of the gun nuts posts a link to my blog and encourages his fellow carriers to swarm my blog with comments. Money quote: "Recently Fake Steve took a potshot about guns signs in Cleveland. I attempted to set the record straight, but it appears that I may need some back up in the comments section to straighten out the misinformed."
Jesus friggin Christ. What is it about these gun-toting Bible-thumping vulvas that they're always screaming for backup and air support and napalm cover, even when it's just a matter of posting comments on a blog? Goddamn, brother! Isn't this a one-man job? I mean we're just a bunch of liberal nerds here. And you're carrying a fucking gun! All we've got are bongs and bags of weed. And MacBooks. With the exception of one former Marine in SoCal who is heavily armed and spends afternoons blasting wildlife in his backyard (yeah, Semper Fi and namaste right back atcha, you insane fucker) most of us are pretty peaceful folk.
At first I thought it was kind of crazy for the gun-packers to take the fight to my blog. Why start firing over here, in the direction of innocent women and children? Then I realized their tactics represent a version of the flypaper strategy that the U.S. government (God I almost said "our government" but caught myself; I'm a citizen of the world, not of any one country, and particularly not a citizen of some fascist anti-Islamic theocracy run by born-again Christians who don't believe in evolution) has used with such success in Iraq. The idea is you attract all the terrorists to one place and keep them busy over there so they stay away from us.
If that's your strategy, gun kooks, well I want to tell you that I welcome the debate and I'm glad to host it here in my comment strings. Please spread the word and tell as many of your fellow travelers as possible. To those who are just joining the blog I offer this greeting: Namaste, n00bs. I honor the place where your kooky arguments and my site traffic become one. Fire away. And please keep your eyes peeled for foreign language and geography mistakes.
Thing is, if upstanding citizens want to carry concealed weapons in Ohio, that's fine by me. I never set foot in places like Ohio. I'll maybe go to New York and I have to go to LA for Disney work but otherwise I'm a Valley boy, through and through. Personally I have no interest in arguing the merits of letting everyone carry a concealed weapon. It's obviously a stupid idea, but there's no point arguing with stupid people. Especially stupid people who are carrying concealed weapons. Plus, as you may have noticed, the stupid people definitely outnumber the rest of us. Unfortunately in a democracy the morans and simpletons are allowed to vote, which is how laws like this one in Ohio get passed. (It's also the reason I run Apple as a benevolent dictatorship. But I digress.)
Anyway, my suggestion to FSJ readers is simply this: Stay the fuck out of Ohio. To the folks who are living there and who are so scared shitless that now they're packing heat, let me offer an idea, which I know you won't take but I offer it up anyway. Have you ever considered living somewhere else? Like, um, somewhere where you don't need to carry a fucking gun to protect yourself? There are such places, you know. Sure, the real estate costs a little more. I know you're very proud of that low cost of living in the greater Cleveland area. But hey, you get what you pay for. Peace out. Much love. Don't be hatin. Stop the war.
Saturday, December 08, 2007
Incoming! Ohio gun nuts are gunning for me!
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spent to each of this crazy guys ten tickets for watching easy rider in cinema, maybe afterthat they would come to reality
"Namaste, n00bs" -- hilarious.
I can't believe you went the entire post without saying siooma. I'm disappointed.
Damn Fake Steve,
Tell em what you really think!
You have three Apple stores in OH.
What is your policy on guns in Apple stores? What is your policy on stupid people owning Macs? What is your position on Rush Limbaugh?
namaste,
FSJ. Love ya, man. Long time reader, first time commentator. I lived in LA for almost 10 years. And the whole time, I always thought that TV program Fear Factor was a joke when compared to my Echo Park neighborhood.
Made my mint, and moved the kiddies back to Cleveland near the 'rents a couple of years back, only to discover that the thugs in LA are pussies when compared to my hometown. Just traded my Glock for a nice .44 mag autoloader.
Please come visit -- I promise we'll arrange for security at the local bookseller. We do know how to read ya know...and bring weed! Very hard to find here during in the winter months...
So sorry about the overzealous gun nuts spamming your blog. I will tell my cousins to knock it off...
Namaste.
Fake Steve, have you checked out the registration process on "Ohioans For Concealed Carry" where these "people" came from? It is priceless. I kid you not, the site's anti-spam device is 20 photos of pistols with these instructions: "Carefully review the photos below. Put a check mark to the right of all photographs of semi-automatic pistols. (This is a spam prevention mechanism)."
That's one scary sub-culture.
so there is this guy from ohio who apparently likes to read your blog. That means he enjoys how you make fun of Microsoft, IBM, Linux, XO, Movie industrie... and pretty much everyone who is involved, but the second you touch something that remotely has something to do with him, he feels like starting a fucking political debate on a satire blog.
Wow. Another excellent post. Never stop, FSJ.
The only thing funnier than good satire is people not realizing when they have been made fun off and reacting outraged.
Wow,Steve, these guys really piss you off, huh?
Keep on fighting against the morans! Or as Gandhi once said:"We'll fight against these morans as long as we need to and by any means necesary!"
Best post ever ...
Keep it up FSJ!
Great post. One of your best ever.
I'm from Ohio originally, and I'll be moving back soon. I've barely seen any of these signs there, and guns are pretty non-existant in Southern Ohio.
Nashville, on the other hand, is a bit scary. You think Ohio is scary? How about in-bred Southerners with guns?
If you really feel this way, I fucking love you even more. FSJ, if you ever visit virginia, send me an e-mail. I'm pretty sure you can see it when I comment on your blog. Otherwise post it, I'll see it in the RSS. Right on, brother.
Okay I love their anti-spam filter. It's not the type one word in the text box...
You better watch yourself Steve, remember it was election shenanigans in Ohio that gave the Presidency to the Dubya the Waterboarder.
FSJ, having lived in Ohio all my life, I can tell you first hand that it is exactly as you portrayed it. Republican, right wing, gun toting christian fascists hell bent on making it Jerry Falwell's final resting place ( if he werent already in hell for the insane bullshit he propagated).
Not only are we gun toting, mental midgets, we also dont like strip clubs or any business that has ANYTHING to do with even the remote possibly of sexuallity. Curiously, the frigtard behind this is a divorced man from Cincy who cheated on his wife, was addicted to porn and screwed his former wife for all she had. Thats " family values". Of course we also have the major frigtards of Ron Parsley and his fascists christian wannabes preaching the gospel of hatred and extravagance ( Jesus wants me to have a mutlimillion dollar mansion and Italian suits made from Egyptian cotton), not to mention more jacked up pickups than anywhere else in the world.
So, come to Ohiya, come armed with a gun and the bible cuz otherwize, we'll shoot ya cuz you dont look like us.
FSJ, having lived in Ohio all my life, I can tell you first hand that it is exactly as you portrayed it. Republican, right wing, gun toting christian fascists hell bent on making it Jerry Falwell's final resting place ( if he werent already in hell for the insane bullshit he propagated).
Not only are we gun toting, mental midgets, we also dont like strip clubs or any business that has ANYTHING to do with even the remote possibly of sexuallity. Curiously, the frigtard behind this is a divorced man from Cincy who cheated on his wife, was addicted to porn and screwed his former wife for all she had. Thats " family values". Of course we also have the major frigtards of Ron Parsley and his fascists christian wannabes preaching the gospel of hatred and extravagance ( Jesus wants me to have a mutlimillion dollar mansion and Italian suits made from Egyptian cotton), not to mention more jacked up pickups than anywhere else in the world.
So, come to Ohiya, come armed with a gun and the bible cuz otherwize, we'll shoot ya cuz you dont look like us.
Cant outsmart gun nuts, cuz their morons.
Bam!
Always remember,
When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support.
See the problem with the gun fascists and christians taliban is they havent actually read the constitution, or have any understanding of the intent of the constitution, the debtates and dialogues of the framers. Now if we can just send one person to Ohio who can read , we'll double the literacy rate in that inbred frigtard state, and maybe read the constitution to them.
God bless the right wing gun toting conservative middle americans.
If it were not them, FSJ would be speaking Japanese, German, whatever the hell they speak in Iraq and you would not have to worry about selling fake iPods, fake iMacs or anything else.
Osama Hussein iwearaturben would have us back in the 13th century where we would be eating goats, facing Mecca and having our heads sawed off.
I guess it is easy to be in the cheap seats while others defend you.
Forget these guys - if you want to know about Ohio check out the article that just appeared in Cleveland Scene on The King of Spin: How Dennis Kucinich remade himself from race-baiting bomb-thrower to liberal sweetheart. I particularly like the picture of the malignant dwarf next to a sign that says:
Civilization
1. Polka
2. Bowling
3. Kielbasa
I have a concealed permit, own a bunch of scary black guns, and lots of Macs, ipods, an iphone, and various other Apple hardware. I even own a bunch of AAPL. I'm not a Christian or Republican; I'm a Libertarian. You oughta read the Constitution (particularly those pesky amendments) before you start calling people kooky.
Give in to the culture!
You kno you want to!
Badly!
Just send your free will offering to Mij, c/o Guns4Tots here at the Ashram on the hill.
By the way other than the two coyotes that were stalking my dog in my back yard the only wildlife I plink are gophers and voles, that left to their own free will would destroy my organic garden.
Remember there's a right tool for every job and for turning burrowing rodents into quick dissapating coulds of pink mist, I recommend a .17 Hornady Magnum Rimfire hollowpoint.
Come on down and I'll show you how to plink from my rooftop.
/s) the original Anon on the Ashram
*accept no subsitiute synthetic loin clothes.
Namaste from Camp Pendleton.
Umm, most of us coastal types suspect all the flyover states are just like this.
For one, I'm not remotely interested in finding out otherwise.
anon @ 6:30,
goats are yummy,
gun-tards are funny.
Anon 6:43
Love it. Does your mother know your keeping all those guns in your bedroom?
Everyone of you crunchtards from the Valley, and the rest of the state of Oregon for that matter, need to get a clue about Ohio before you open your mouths. First of all, concealed carry laws are true progressive thinking. You hippies sit there eating your pot or weed or whatever you call it and think you're going to save the world with free computers for kids in Africa or with internet communication devices that restore childlike senses of wonder and whatever other bullshit your cracked out minds can come up with. Real progressive thinking is a gun under every pillow in America. If you can't keep the guns out of the hands of criminals, then put a gun in everyone's hands. Then who's the criminal??? And you want to talk about a childlike sense of wonder... wait until the first time you examine the exit wound from the round you just put in chest of the 16 year old illegal that was trying to steal your car stereo. You MLK-quoting marshmallows seem to forget that the whole purpose of the Constitution is to make sure that every God fearing American be armed to protect himself from every other non-God fearing American. The sooner you figure out that guns prevent crime AND control deer populations, the better.
I swear to god I will never buy another venti carmel macchiato from Starbucks again. Coincidence that I can't carry my piece into Starbucks but I can access iTunes on my iPhone for free there? I think not. Starbucks is just the twenty-first century safe haven for you pinko commie perverts that want to have America run by the United Nations.
No one invited you to Ohio anyway. But if you ever do come, get a firearm and a clue before you get here. I'd pray for your soul, but Jesus says "he who prays for sinners is wasting his time." It's not like you have a soul anyway.
I honor the place where your hollow point and my hollow point become one. Namaste.
brilliant
Stay tuned, many more high school / mall shootouts to follow.
I am sooooo happy I live in the Netherlands where guns are ILLEGAL for anybody to carry but the police and military.
"There's nothin' wrong with shooting...as long as the right people get shot."
Yes, while some crazy guy is chopping away at 80-year-old grandma on a public street with a butcher knife, 19 of the 20 people on the block will run away screaming. Luckily, that one person who didn't run like a coward has a concealed firearm and utilizes it to terminate the savage attack on grandma.
The sad fact is that no matter how much you rant and rail against concealed carry and talk about how you "prefer" businesses that post stupid "no guns on premises" signs, you'll be happy that when the day comes where the proverbial feces hit the fan, that one guy was around with his gun to stop that savage predator from murdering your grandmother.
Anonymous said...
"Umm, most of us coastal types suspect all the flyover states are just like this. ..."
Lots of Laughs for this post...and in retort to Anonymous @7:42p.m (myself being a midwesterner from N ILL.),...isn't the reverse assuptions at times also true...as in CA being the land of fruits and nuts, and not talking about the food? Or the boys in san fran with the flowers in their hair, as in the capitol? I remember some of the most pyschotics on the news(and police chases) happenning and living in CA. Yet , in the heartland of corn or dairy has produced many a sociopath as well, Gasey, Dommer, Capone. Having steel defense is better than being the hunted I guess? In all fun, I do sense a certain Midwest and eastern influence and writing in our Bold Fearless Leader-FSJ. Another great one!
Guess what! The Apple Stores in Ohio are not posted! the malls that they are in may or may not be. The Apple store in Cleveland is far away enough from the bad part of town where you don't even need more than just one gun on your person!
Oh, and the evangelist's name is Rod Parsley, not Ron Parsley. And you, my friend are guilty of blasphemy now. Once Jeezizzle gets in the Hizhouse, you are going somewhere warm, very warm, probably wont need a sweater.
I just can't believe you sheeple are so scared of a few guns. As soon as Apple buys Glock and invents the iShoot, all you fanboys and fangirls will be standing in line to buy one, and high-fiving your friends in celebratory congratulations that you just dropped 599.00 on an iShoot. (those willing to wait about two months can pick up an iShoot for 399.00).
Seriously, keep a tight hold on those Macbooks, thugs and thiefs are not really smart enough to use them, but they look expensive, and without a way to defend youself, you just might find yourself without a laptop. Then wherever will you blog about how evil guns are?!
I think you all should get matching shirts so we will know that you have decided that in the event of a catastrophe that you do not want to be saved, and prefer to take your chances at the mercy of a criminal. Good luck with that.
Gun-turd-niks not welcome in Starbucks
Gun-turd-niks plain outta luck
Gun-turd-niks don' give peace a chance
Gun-turd-niks intone, "Give pizza" chants
Gun-turd-niks are blogging from Ohio
Armed with a point six grade average and a mind full of beer
Is it any wonder Chrissie Hynde said, "Sayonara, Ohio"
Is it any wonder Jerry Springer hasn't disappeared
Gun-turd-niks don't hafta' fight fair
Gun-turd-niks got their sights on you
Mount a head on a wall, an ass above the fence
Tappin' their vomit o'er the internet
Gun-turd-niks don' spread no love or cheer
Gun-turd-niks don' wancha' kind here
Gun-turd-niks quoting Amendments two thru five
Gun-turd-niks ne'er turn off the lights
Me-Oh-My-Oh
They're from O-HI-O
Me-Oh-My-Oh
It's Do or Die-oh
Me-oh-my-oh
From Oh-hi-oh
Me-oh-my-oh
Hit that high-yi-yi note
Gun-turd-niks know the meaning of fear
Gun-turd-niks know the feeling of beer
Gun-turd-niks gonna' infect your life
Another boulder, another wall, another flea, another knife
Know matter what day it is that I stop by and read some blog entries on
The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs, I can't seem to get over the laughter that rips through me...
Informative yet HILARIOUS!!! Thank you for what you do...
"anonymous said...
God bless the right wing gun toting conservative middle americans.
If it were not them, FSJ would be speaking Japanese, German, whatever the hell they speak in Iraq and you would not have to worry about selling fake iPods, fake iMacs or anything else.
Osama Hussein iwearaturben would have us back in the 13th century where we would be eating goats, facing Mecca and having our heads sawed off.
I guess it is easy to be in the cheap seats while others defend you.
6:30 PM"
//is this for real ?, i thought no watched fox any more ?
guns are useless in ohio.
Brilliant, just nailed it!
"With the exception of one former Marine in SoCal..."
Had to say it: "former Marine" is an oxymoron. Or oxymoran. Whichever.
At least we're concentrating all these psychotic gun-lovin penis-envy fucktards in one place. It will make it easier to round them all up & ship them to guantanamo when the time comes. I know they think their guns will help em, but 80% will shoot themselves, another 15% will shoot their fellow guntards, and the remaining 5% will be roasted alive in their homes by the ATF. Bunch of chickenshits.
My position on Rush Limbaugh is doggy-style.
My husband lived in Ohio for the first twenty years of his life. When asked where he grew up, his answer always is, "hell." I believe this just verifies his statement.
FSJ,
You knew damn well that when you posted that no-conceal-carry sign that the gun debate crowd would move into your blog and increase your already huge readership. Pretty clever, actually. What's next, some off hand comment on abortion rights? Keep up the good work FSJ.
"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."
Gun noobs love to leave the first part of the Amendment out of discussion, as few of them are part of a militia.
I have grown up in some of the most rough and tumble neighborhoods in the Midwest, including Chicago and Gary, IN. I have never owned a gun and have managed to survive, thrive and not be attacked by some unseen and ever-present boogyman. A gun doesn't make you a man... or brave... or strong.
Grow a set, gun freaks. I honor the place where your courage and reality become one. Siooma!
Best. Post. Ever.
LMAO!!! SIOOMA gun nuts. Like they actually think gun ownership protected us from Hitler, Japan and USSR, not to mention protecting us from Osama. Yeah. All those guns didnt do squat to defend the county on 9-11, or Dec 7, 1941. As stated before, cant argue with wussy mental midgets who need a gun to feel manly.
Hint for the gun nuts ( and so called "libertarians") the secret is to bang the rocks together...there ya go...try it.
For the love of all that's holy gun people! This is a blog about Fake- yes Fake
Steve Jobs- move on to another outlet for your bitching.
Now, those are some nutcase gun whackos, for sure. And to think I lived in Ohio for 27 yers before escaping to California.
(Where iPods are designed, have you heard of them?)
Anon 7:14 a.m.--
My position on Rush Limbaugh is full nelson.
Jeezus, FSJ! This is one of your funniest rants ever, an all-time classic! I laughed all the way through it.
But what's even funnier is seeing the morons get their panties in a bunch over a fake fucking blog!! What a bunch of paranoid fools, looking for someone to fight.
Crazy-ass fucks!
It's been said, but worth repeating. Concealed carry is about freedom. Bottom line is, people are carrying all around you, all the time. Some are legal, some aren't, but a lot of us are armed, no matter if it's Ohio or Cupertino. I'm very happy for those who have survived and thrived without needing a firearm. I'm also glad for those who haven't had to use the spare tire in their trunks. Still, I don't want my fellow citizens making me leave either one at home...or turn either one into the government in exchange for the promise of protection/roadside service. The right to defend one's person is the most fundamental right conceivable. Without it, all others are moot. This right predates the 2nd Amendment to the Constitution (which will soon be clarified by SCOTUS), which sought only to affirm that which was known and commonly believed in the 18th century.
Still, gotta say, love me some Fake Steve. You play the role admirably, DL. But don't take the full nelson on El Rushbo. It's not only illegal in most grappling forms, but pretty ineffective. May I recommend sankaku-jime (aka the triangle choke)? Those long skinny legs of yours are perfectly suited.
This one goes in your greatest hits.
'Graph 3 goes on my office wall.
Semper Fi and namaste, brother.
@steve
>> My position on Rush Limbaugh is full nelson.
Don't you mean Half Nelson? :)
Let 'em have it with both barrels FSJ.
You are amazing man, a fookin' son of Zeus!
P.S. The settlement of the Ohio valley by Europeans was predicated on the genocide of the native inhabitants so this stuff goes back more than two centuries.
...full nelson, doggy style, triangulation? Are you giving or receiving? Greco-Romanian or Freestyle?
Sounds iFreaky, but whatever swamps your iBoat,
Dan Anon... just bring plenty of iLube for your
Bucknut hiding party. That's a scarier image than
Homer with his piece.
Dude,Lisa wants to make it a documentary and
Crusty says hey. Itchy says you are just pretend Zen.
BTW, Rush loves your products - he even wears the special, limited edition Apple logo briefs. You are welcome for that image - in return for the full nelson Rockefeller picture
yep... definitely one of your best posts ever! who needs a gun when you got that kind of firepower? friggin' hilarious.
Ohio sucks ass. Hard*. I don't even mind signing my real name to this one, because truth is just truth, brother.
* Except for Cedar Point, which rocks. The rest of the state is crap.
Guess Daniel Lyons won't be doing book signings in Ohio...
"Jesus friggin Christ. What is it about these gun-toting Bible-thumping vulvas that they're always screaming for backup and air support and napalm cover, even when it's just a matter of posting comments on a blog.."
You must be an idiot or maybe clever marketing to drive more people to your blog . fsj - "Let's see I pissed off the gun people by calling them names so let's make fun of religious folks too".
I am always amaze that the left and the right can justify using hate speech against those that think different then them. I guess I just missed when the communist took over.
Hi ! :-) A really funny place here, indeed !
I thought I just discovered a satiric nerd blog, and I fall here, in the middle of a typically american debate, well, not exactly about technology... :)
Well, let's add a word on it ! Could somebody explain me why streets are safier in Europe than in America, where guns are allowed ?
(OK, you're going to tell me California is not Ohio, ok, it was just a question to "put some oil on the fire" :)
(besides, I read you with a great pleasure, here in Paris, F)
A personal fave from the gun nut forum: "I can't figure out his Blog! Is he really Steve Jobs of Apple Computer?"
You just can't make this stuff up.
Gunman kills worshipper at Colorado megachurch
A gunman attacked worshippers at a Colorado Springs, Colorado, megachurch Sunday afternoon, killing one person and wounding four others before being killed by a security guard, police said. The shootings came about 12 hours after two people were killed at a missionary center in Arvada, 70 miles away.
Where were the "constitutional rights" for the people killed today in Colorado today.
That was such a mean post, Jobso.
You know, there's people other than inbred hicks from Cleveland that carry guns. How do you think I keep the ugly people population under control over here?
love always
- fake colt-1911-45-carrying apple fanboi
Jameson,
My comment was a JOKE. Sorry I didn't lay it on thick enough.
James
As usual, the *-tards are far more damaging to their own image than the satirical blogger is.
Will a MacBook stop a bullet?
Ken, dude,
you have got to teach me how to shoot up a school or a shopping mall with a spare tyre.
You guntards have mad skillz.
So whoever thinks that civilian-owned guns are saving America from terrorists need to pull their heads out of their..er..well you know what I mean. When was the last time you saw Bob the beer drinking, wife cheating, truck driving, mullet wearing, gun carrying republican fighting in Iraq? Seriously. Namaste.
Steve,
do you know why they carry CONCEALED weapons? - it is your fault.
These gentle souls yearn for a gun they can carry openly, without clashing with the zen simplicity of their iPhone. But what have YOU done for them? - Nothing.
You left them in the clutches of the frigtards from Colt.
Go back to your meditation hall, and don't come back till you emerge with the kind of a gun we can expect from you - a beautiful design that will bring people together, to carry it openly and with pride.
Come on, man, make the world a happier place. You can do it.
Just imagine: "2008 - the year of iGun".
Great post. In the light of commenters like James, though, I have to say that there are christians out there who actually read the bible with some degree of intelligence and think Jesus actually meant things about love and forgiveness and so on. Plus, some of them can take a joke.
I'm insulted. I am as stupid as they come, and I am often a concealed shooter, but I never ever carry or use a weapon of any kind, concealed or revealed. So next time you make blanket statements about stupid people, please leave me out, smarty. Apology accepted.
Could somebody explain me why streets are safier in Europe than in America, where guns are allowed ?
For the same reason America invents everything, and has to be the world's cop and fight Europe's battles. Strangely, it's all intertwined.
Are you sure this isn't in Texas?
"I am sooooo happy I live in the Netherlands where guns are ILLEGAL for anybody to carry but the police and military."
Mmmmm-hmmmm.
"Mohammed Bouyeri murdered van Gogh in the early morning of Tuesday November 2, 2004, in Amsterdam, in front of the Amsterdam East borough office (stadsdeelkantoor) on the corner of the Linnaeusstraat and Tweede Oosterparkstraat, while he was bicycling to work. He shot him eight times with an HS 2000 handgun, and Van Gogh died on the spot. Bouyeri then cut van Gogh's throat, nearly decapitating him, and stabbed him in the chest."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theo_van_Gogh_(film_director)
That's working out well for you, is it?
well played sir. well played indeed.
I am a law abiding citizen who has carried a gun for the last ten years. In that time I have only shot four people. Only one of which was accidental. Peace
"He shot him eight times with an HS 2000 handgun, and Van Gogh died on the spot."
Gosh. If you get shot eight times I think you're in some trouble, whether anyone around you has a gun or not. I don't think the legality of guns in Amsterdam is relevant to that story.
"And please keep your eyes peeled for foreign language and geography mistakes." LMAO!
Not the forum to explain why the right "to keep and bear arms" is so inherently important. Keep writing in you "Fake blog" about topics that have no importance to the world or greater good. So shadup already, ya moran.
Anon said:
"Nashville, on the other hand, is a bit scary. You think Ohio is scary? How about in-bred Southerners with guns?"
Yes, how scary. The whole "Southern Race" has inbred themselves into a twisted, mutant, "Omega Man" form and should be put out of its misery.
I'm so happy that I'm from superior genetic stock, coming from Newark New Jersey.
----evilfakeballmer-----
"intenselygreen said...
"P.S. The settlement of the Ohio valley by Europeans was predicated on the genocide of the native inhabitants so this stuff goes back more than two centuries."
Rosie O'Donnel, I already told you, you are NOT welcome here.
---evilfakeballmer----
" Could somebody explain me why streets are safier in Europe than in America, where guns are allowed ?
For the same reason America invents everything, and has to be the world's cop and fight Europe's battles. Strangely, it's all intertwined. "
Don't you have any relevant explanation ?
(sorry, it's right you can't)
Eh... in the peaceful and law abiding Switzerland every adult male is obligated by law to keep an assault rifle at home. No kidding. As long as you are in the army reserve, you keep your equipment at home.
Not many street shootings though....
It's about education and responsibility, not about access.
A>
A follow up for James.
You dickhead. Starbucks is headquartered in Seattle, Washington, not in Oregon.
And Washington is a "shall issue" state with very large numbers of gun owners.
Don't blame other places for the inadequacy of your state.
best. post. ever.
a winner beyond winners. hi-larious.
money quote: "Goddamn, brother! Isn't this a one-man job? I mean we're just a bunch of liberal nerds here. And you're carrying a fucking gun! All we've got are bongs and bags of weed. And MacBooks."
right on, right on, right on.
after a rather emotionally turgid time here for me in oregon, you gave me my first good belly laugh in days.
no other comment. i know i try my own hand at adding to the hilarity here, but now i simply, most deeply bow, a full prostration, all the way to the floor, to the master. namasté, fakey-steve-o. i bow to where my comedy talent and yours may some day be as one.
anonymous @ 6:30 pm - yes, it is exceedingly easy to sit in the cheap seats and watch while you go forth and defend us. please do. please go forth. provide the cnn infotainment for us. fakey steve-o and i will munch popcorn and häagen daz ice cream bars from those cheap seats as we watch you. put your head under the saw again. aw man, that is so cool ...
and simply because i can't resist this chestnut in relation to this —
Drill Instructor: If your killer instincts are not clean and strong...you will hesitate at the moment of truth! You will not kill! You will become DEAD Marines. And then you will be in a world of shit! Because Marines are NOT ALLOWED TO DIE WITHOUT PERMISSION! Do you maggots understand?
Recruits: Sir! Yes sir!
I dont know about you, but I'm happy that we are being protected by the gun nuts, they keeps us free by making it so the terrorists can't steal whatever it is that they steal... wait, hold on. No, no that doesn't make any sense, I think I have my words mixed up. What do you call a person who thinks they are protecting people from other countries by running around shooting people in their own country and not travelling overseas, all the time claiming to be preserving a way of life.. oh yes, thats the word im looking for: Pussys!
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