Saturday, December 15, 2007

Macenstein, this is just plain wrong


Apple faithful, I'm sorry, but I really do not approve of this exploitation of women, and I'm sick of having frigtards try to attach our brand to this kind of thing, and I know you share my revulsion but we have to keep shining a light on these horrible incidents because sunlight is the best disinfectant, as my good friend Chuck D of Public Enemy (who by the way was just raving to me, in slant rhyme, about his iPhone) once sang. For the record, this is not iJustine, but there is a striking resemblance, except, if memory serves me correctly, iJ actually looks way better than this with her clothes off. But I digress.

This outrageous photo comes from Macenstein's "Chick of the Month" competition, which I'm sorry to say is just a complete abomination. To make matters worse, Gimozodo picked it up and ran more naughty pictures on their site.

Folks, I'm begging you: Don't do this. Bokay? Don't. Stop. Don't. Stop. Don't. Stop. [More porno please and stop pretending you know Chuck D because you don't, Ed.]

21 comments:

Alfredo said...

She looks the best in the pic you posted. She does have big hooters, though.

grandmother said...

It's only important if she will look like a mac or a pc thirty years later.

Anonymous said...

don't stop? okay, gotcha steve. more porn it is.

Dr. Macenstein said...

Don't get me started on iJustine...
-The Doc

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woz said...

I'd hit it.

Woz said...

I'd hit it.

JEB said...

Am I seeing correctly.... A Dell banner ad on top of FSJ - what blasphemy!

you're losing you grip said...

steve-O - us straight mac users want to see this kind of stuff AND we fantasize that the all female readers are bi, just as good looking, and will kook up with the mac girl of the month

you've had a few too many high colonics at the spa, or maybe you have residual brain damage from your encounters with scoble

get help - search out pictures like these on the internet

BTW, do you know why Al Gore invented the internet? It was so he could find porn and stay away from Tipper.

Lex said...

It is stuff like this that make us women feel so inferior. Now if I looked like that I wouldn't be bitching hehe Getting there but not there yet!

=bg= said...

Does she restore your childlike sense of wonder?

Mike Cane said...

Scoble Twitter Update: They rejected the picture I sent in. And I was wearing a blonde wig!!

Linux-tards said...

I dont see what all the fuss is about! We at Linux think this is great advertising! Far better than Justin Long and John Hodgman.

The guys at Novell said good job too, btw.

Mike P said...

I prefer the Macbook, at least I know it doesn't come with any virus's in it.

dualG4Wheels said...

Please, expose more of this repulsion!

Me said...

OK Fake Steve (Dan). You have to start giving more props to Private Eye. Last warning.

Steve said...

Last warning or what? I make no secret of my love for Private Eye.

faddah said...

gives a whole new meaning to the term, stocking stuffer ... ahem ...

Art said...

I'm not in the market for a new Mac just yet but if she comes with, I'm buying one for myself for Christmas!

Anonymous said...

I would love to see iJustine as the Mac Central girl of the Year.

Anonymous said...

You call this pleasant looking pablum *naughty*? Dude, this is San Francisco. Have you heard of it?