To the many members of the Apple faithful who've sent me this advertisement and alerted me to this new outrage, let me say this: Thank you, thank you, thank you. We must keep up the pressure and stop this shameful sexploitation. Namaste, dear readers. Remain vigilant!
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Oh my eyes! The horror!
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very apple !
I believe you're just upset that they spoiled your keynote address at Macworld this year.
it's "Oh my eyes! The Whore!"
Can I be the first person to make a comment about how this gives a new meaning to "Silicon Valley"???
caption:
"Can you hear me now?"
So it has to be asked.
Dear Leader.
Who's lined up to model these bad boys at MacWorld?
Those aren't real, of course, but they give a pretty good impression.
I'm delighted to see you are obsessing over this sort of thing instead of boring the pants off us all with your anti-Linux ravings.
How were you able to prevent the seams from breaking when playing deep bass?
Do the implants flex to the music?
You're fast-tracking this thru beta, I would guess.
Apple? She's smugglin' raisins!
Men, i want to hear that babe!
does anyone else find implants really gross?
It's nice to see technology finally move to a place where we all wanted it to be anyway.
I was promised a virtual sex suit in the late 90s, dammit!
I'd hit it...
Awesome. A great set of Core 2 Duos.
From the way she's holdin em, I gather the next iPods will support FM radio, with a new iMelons multitouch tuner. You'll also be able to work with your Macs this way.
Take that Zune!
And, her vagina takes bluetooth...
Holy shit! I've got my Billion Dollar Idea. I'm making a pastie to put on the iPod's wheel!
Scoble Twitter Update: Hey, then I can suck while I suck!
I'll take two!
I hope everyone else appreciates the line "women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them" as much as I did... LOL
I, too, would hit that. Simply a great rack; just great.
Wake up to reality - at least for once, pleaese.... - Sex sells!
I'd hit it too. Hell, I'll do it after both woz and nix hit it.
NOW I know why iPlants has been trademarked for the past six months!
But where are the volume controls?... Oh wait I see them. Are they squeeze or twist bullets, I mean buttons....
... in related news, Zune users frustrated by the incompatible squirting feature of their hardware ...
Apple, Inc. clearly states its position on torture:
"Waterboard this!"
I mean motorboat.
Whatever.
Sign me up.
i'll hit that!
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