Some frigtard named Gretchen writes in to say, "Has anyone else noticed the striking resemblance between Richard M. Nixon, the secretive, paranoid, angry, dishonest and deeply troubled commander-in-chief with a penchant for lying to investigators and fucking over his subordinates while pretending to be a deeply religious man, and Steve Jobs? Could they be related?"
Man oh man. Folks, I know you will race to my defense on this. PhotoCrankers, start your engines.
Saturday, December 15, 2007
This is an outrage
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If there is indeed a Duality of Steve to be discussed, I think it should more properly take the form of the Ghandi/Sexy Beast man himself, Ben Kingsley
http://www.cinequest.org/2005/guide/img/kingsley1.jpg
What could possibly capture more beautifully the Essence of Steve?
This must be why poor Steve never wears a tie!
Well Tricky Dick is certainly old enough to be your father, but I think that you look more like Joe.
"This is an outrage"
Is that you Tony Harrison?
No way! Gretchen should apologize ASAP.
You have nothing to do with Nixon baby!
I know how to tell them apart: Nixon's the one whose smile is more sincere.
Yeah, they totally look alike. Is Steve Jobs on the right or on the left?
Nope, don't really see a resemblance, sorry. Nixon's main feature is his chipmunk cheeks, and Steve hasn't got 'em.
I thought Reagan was the california crook and doesn't he look like larry or sergei or the other cousin larry?
I guess all "cancer on the presidency" jokes are out of bounds...
Nope, don't really see a resemblance, sorry.
Jobso shares 99.9999% of his genes with Nixso. The hairline, the overcompensation for self-doubt, and the lying manipulativeness are the giveaways.
Steve doesn't sweat from his upper lip, but trust me -- he sure sweats from his left nut.
But the Silent Majority is probably on Windows.
Isn't it suspicious how we've never seen them in the same place at the same time?
FSJ writes ..."This is an outrage"
Report it to The Angriff!
Scoble Twitter Update: I'm often mistaken for Tricia Nixon! Does that count?
I hate to say this Sir FSJ, but he does have a better jaw line than you.
Sorry.
Dude, I broke into the friggin' Watergate. Have you heard of it?
frakkin'-a, fsj!!! what the hell happened to my dead-on comparison to ben kingsley i posted with the first iteration of this photo post? wottami — chopped liver?? fer frak's sake!
Gretchen says... "Has anyone else noticed the striking resemblance between Richard M. Nixon, the secretive, paranoid, angry, dishonest and deeply troubled commander-in-chief with a penchant for lying to investigators and fucking over his subordinates while pretending to be a deeply religious man, and Steve Jobs? Could they be related?
That's a wild and grossly outrageous claim to make. Everyone knows Steve isn't a commander-in-chief. Yet.
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