The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs

Dude, I invented the friggin iPhone. Have you heard of it?

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"In the establishment-skewering tradition of Voltaire, Cervantes, Jonathan Swift and Laurence Sterne we now have a voice for our own digital age." -- Newsweek.com

"Just as Tom Wolfe skewered Wall Street in the '80s, Fake Steve Jobs lights a mini-Bonfire in Silicon Valley with Options." -- Entertainment Weekly

"Tongue-in-cheek and piquantly insiderish ... hilarious and eerily specific ... could have been called The Devil Wears Mock Turtlenecks.”
-- New York Times

"A raw, honest look at Silicon Valley culture ... Options rushes from start to finish like a crazy maze of falling dominoes that just keep going and going and going. Fake Steve's ruthless inner monologues about those around him ring truer than most nonfiction profiles of tech's movers and shakers." -- Wall Street Journal

"Try as I might, I couldn't put it down."
-- New York Post

"Unfettered by facts, Lyons inspires our prurient, page-turning fascination with a thoroughly unlikable narrator whose antics are at once unbelievable and vaguely plausible."
--New York Times Book Review

The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs

Sunday, March 02, 2008

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