Monday, April 14, 2008

Zune-atic calls Borg tech support to ask about changing his name to "Microsoft Zune"


Mad props to Engadget for breaking this story. The Zune-tard guy with the Zune tats all over his enormous body calls tech support to ask about changing his name.

To those of you who are wondering: Yes, we're paying this guy to do this. It's payback for what the Borg did to us when they hired Johnny Skidmark during the iPhone launch.

8 comments:

Reno said...

He had to hyphenate Wel-come? Was there not enough room to set the type properly?

Anonymous said...

Did this guy eat Disqus or something?

Dennis said...

Here is a guy who needs to get laid!

Crazy Horse Photo Dude said...

Get laid?

Laaaaahhhooooooooooooooooozaaaaaaaaaaaheeeeeerrrrrrrrr!

Zachary Bass said...

Here's some other names he could change to, how about Mike Loon, Soft Goon, or Why Fi? He's just upset that no one wanted to share tunes with him. Can you imagine his playlist?

-zach bass
zachbass.blogspot.com

Andy Hertzfeld said...

Is that Woz's son?

lastangelman said...

NOW YOU FIRE DISQUS AND BRING BACK BLOGGER?

Nick said...

he is just a Zune user that likes the product...leave him alone