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- Silicon Apartment
- New threats from Apple PR
- A lesson in badges
- Deadline? You must be joking.
- Hiring freeze means fewer ex-Yahoos to wipe our as...
- Another day, another dollar. Plus, free juice.
- Americans amuse me. Especially the ones at Faceboo...
- Can someone in India tell us what the hell this is...
- We all laugh at the Gmail team behind their backs
- Oh goody, a fresh batch of Nooglers
- Notes from the Googleplex -- Nikolai's debut post
- We've got a spy inside Google
- I am so happy for the nice folks at Palm. No, real...
- Enough is enough! I just fired that idiot Jerry Ya...
- My friends and supporters are all rallying around ...
- Not cool, people
- Confession: I have a really hard time deciding wha...
- What can I say? Sometimes our newsbots make mistak...
- Zuckerberg seeks a patent on privacy software
- R.I.P., George Carlin
- At Yahoo we're making the resignation process easi...
- I just called a meeting of all my direct reports, ...
- Fuck it, I'm going to Disneyland
- Sour grapes from baldy
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Greatest hits
- Facebook: We're sorry. Okay, not really.
- Andrea Jung is making my life a living hell
- Eric Schmidt's Serenity Prayer
- Monkey Boy's three-legged race (Microsoft-Yahoo merger)
- I love to fuck with car salesmen
- Happy now, bitches? (iPhone SDK)
- Lunch with Fester (aka "Siooma")
- 29 June 2007: The day the world changed
- A Valentine from Steve
- Thoughts on DRM
- Bono's driving skills
- On being obscenely wealthy
- The iPhone development process
- Regarding my management style
- Sting & the 1-button phone
- Lunch with Nancy Pelosi
- The Clintstones
- The worst company name ever
- Tony Blair and My Little Pony
- Angry Jesus revokes GOP license
- Larry makes prank calls
- A visit from IBM
- Yelptards, yo
- Crank calling Sculley
- Stopped for speeding
- Hassles with Yoko
- Wacky Richard Branson calls
- Spielberg's movie idea
- Geniuses have feelings too
- Jesus didn't go to college either
- I feel like Martin Luther King
- Peace -- pay it forward
- 29 June 2007: The day the world changed
Poetry Corner
- R.I.P., Evel Knievel
- Eric Schmidt's Serenity Prayer
- R.I.P., Norman Mailer
- R.I.P., Jerry Falwell
- R.I.P., Kurt Vonnegut
- R.I.P., Don Ho
- sometimes i feel like a hunted animal
- sometimes i feel like a golden god
- sometimes i feel like a great chef
- R.I.P., James Brown
- R.I.P., Ray Noorda
- R.I.P., Alan Shugart
- Vista's perspective by H. Aiku
- Twas the night before they met Fake Steve
- Ode to the iPod
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- Parallel Processor (New York Times Book Review)
- Ego, Thy Name Is ... (New York Times)
- The Apple of His iBook (Wall Street Journal)
- Biting Into Apple's Steve Jobs (Newsweek)
- Options (Entertainment Weekly)
- Got a Problem With That, Mac? (New York Post)
- The Wisdom of (Fake) Steve (Automotive Design and Production)
- What's Wired This Month (Wired)
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